00:01okay did anyone okay V World AP
00:04reset you can do better than
00:08that there we go okay I'm going to try
00:10to sneak yaso in over here try to sneak
00:16line the reason I'm not putting York in
00:18the front is cuz I want him to live long
00:19enough to cast a couple times he'll die
00:21if he's in morer spot come on yo get in
00:26in oh no he's not getting in no no it's
00:33end I couldn't break
00:38through hi chat GPT I'm currently
00:41streaming on Twitch to to Twitch to
00:465,000 viewers can you give a shout out
00:50that is incredibly oddly
00:53specific so that probably one or two
01:00holy [Â __Â ] that's me
01:04POG let's make it a uniquely specific
01:07trade shout out to that one viewer who's
01:08currently watching the stream with their
01:09pet parrot who mimics every laugh and
01:11reacts to every ever Bic gameplay moment
01:13yes you sitting in your room where the
01:15light bulb hasn't change for weeks
01:16because it's slightly Out Of Reach
01:18you've got a half finished puzzle on
01:19your desk that you've been telling
01:21yourself you'll complete tomorrow for
01:22the last month and let's not forget
01:25you're wearing that one shirt with the
01:26oddly specific stain when you tried to
01:28make homemade pizza last week yes the
01:31one that looks suspiciously like
01:37Australia this one's for you keep being
01:39awesome and unique and give The Talented
01:41parrot a treat from all of us here at
01:46champ okay he went for like a 1 in 10
01:48billion not like a 1 in a thousand and
01:54Australia what do we get okay I'm down
01:56for Armory that's too specific could you
02:00be less specific but still kind of
02:03specific you know what I
02:07mean let's hit The Sweet Spot shout out
02:09to the viewer who's currently watching
02:10The Stream in a room where there's at
02:11least one green plant struggling for
02:12Life who enjoyed a snack that definitely
02:14involved cheese 30 minutes ago you know
02:16who you are and your choice of snack is
02:17impeccable keep that plant alive and
02:18keep enjoying the stream oh that's
02:21good ooh pentac kill
02:32R this Lilia is Sentinel but I I'd
02:35rather keep this Lulu she's
02:42good archangel's Lulu no I need like a
02:46oh shojun Lulu sounds
02:50decent um I like Pandora's items here it
02:55just like allows you to do some cool
02:56things oh I also like iron assets it
03:00jump starts your economy and let you
03:01slam two good items and then you just
03:04like go for full win
03:16so I could do shojun JG or I could do
03:22blue buff gun blade I think I'll do blue
03:37uh I just realized something if I do
03:40blue buff gun blade you have to play
03:42Ari and like Ari's she's she's
03:46cute n no I'm I'm going to do this
03:51one this one lets you play like mostly
03:58anything it's it's less good right now
04:04fine um what do I want to do here down
04:10level I could even level twice but you
04:16to is archangels good on carus uh it's
04:20less good now it used to be really good
04:23they changed carus so that now he does
04:25less damage at the beginning and then
04:26every time he casts he ramps up so like
04:28you no longer really need AR you just
04:30need like to cast a bunch like is
04:32actually good on him like archangels is
04:35a decently flexible item the blue buff
04:38gun blade only works for Lulu and Ari so
04:50hesitant okay what is an interesting
04:52play I can do here well let's think
04:54about the items I've already slammed so
04:55it's like Okay C this works Ari kind of
04:58works I still want to get the the the
05:00ultimate BB tuber I've been I've been on
05:02the hunt for it it's um
05:04blitzcrank it's like battle
05:07blitzcrank and the build you're going to
05:09look for is uh archangels and then tank
05:13like archangels BT warmogs or something
05:14like that and you try to like assemble a
05:16blitz clink that like lives forever and
05:17omn Vamps forever oh yeah TF is also
05:20pretty playable but I played so much TF
05:23oh speaking of TF I've got like the
05:24Disco shop wait this is actually a
05:41second I don't know if I'd lock for
05:44it like it's it's actually pretty good
05:47you sell the Olaf you sell the Lulu you
05:49play bar Tri nah it's fine it's fine I
05:51I'd rather just go five
05:54here I I think my current board's decent
05:57hey guys uh could everybody just back
06:05you wait didn't you know I called dibs
06:08that was incredibly rude box box box
06:10I'll remember this I will personally cut
06:12scene you uh what I want here one
06:14Bruiser we don't have one so let's do
06:16this actually I feel like a Bard might
06:19be better take my rod if I want to
06:21guarantee Eon I could play a One cost
06:23unit but I'm pretty sure I'm going to
06:28win do you guys hear that listen really
06:43closely wait did I just
06:50wait I lost right after saying there's
06:52no way I lose I lost right I saying
06:55there's no way I lose oh no my
07:18streak box box has the best emotes
07:21confirmed oh our emotes are pretty sick
07:23Annie worked really hard on them it was
07:25actually like multi monthong process but
07:27there's one emote that doesn't belong
07:28there's one emote that makes no sense no
07:30matter how I look at it it's called box
07:32flower and I keep telling Annie we got
07:34to get rid of it it doesn't make any
07:36sense you could replace it with a more
07:37useful emote and she keeps on saying no
07:39it's a flower and we just keep
07:42it there's no like thing that can happen
07:45on stream besides me talking about it
07:47that would incite people to say Buck
07:48flower is Vex better than
08:077even yeah I do not understand
08:23it hey yo and Ezreal no you can't really
08:26play Ezreal from this
08:31the easiest place to just like do this
08:34just it's it's it's really good
08:49items okay I am down to hold on to this
08:53asrael and throw away one econ why
08:55because there's a small chance that I
08:58hit rmob and and then I play around to
09:00five cost and then everybody goes
09:12puggers the rbob Gambit we're paying one
09:19happen come on the recombob
09:22Gambit okay Uplink is really good here
09:26there's a small chance I could roll into
09:27Ren Bob though you guys are down if I
09:29throw right I'm going to throw this is
09:33far but I'm going to re reroll into
09:36recombob it's a very small
09:38chance okay I mean it's not
09:47bad okay you definitely can't play Ezra
09:53AP okay so things that I'm thinking of
09:56playing from this spot number one easy
10:00play is to play carus number two you
10:03could play I mean you could maybe play
10:05Vex three Ru but I feel like it's not
10:06interesting number three you could
10:08actually play EDM from this
10:10spot uh if I hit a lux headliner I think
10:12I'm down but I I'd have to hit Lux
10:16specifically that's why I'm holding the
10:18the Jacks I feel like edm's really fun
10:21I've done it a couple times recently but
10:23I still feel like it's worth doing if we
10:24get it it's probably one of the most
10:26interesting builds of the set like all
10:28all three of these items are really good
10:29for Lux yeah Lux I'd have to hit
10:32specifically a lux headliner for it to
10:33work all right what are we looking at um
10:37Mosers blue buff Kennon interesting we
10:40are looking at three star Annie we are
10:42looking at looks to be an
10:45arri uh heart steel wait no he's rolling
10:48kale I think I saw a build on Reddit
10:51called heart steel kale maybe this guy's
10:55country this also looks like Ari blue
10:59JG maybe it could be an ezal and this
11:02guy oh no he's going to go pentac kill
11:05spat I am contested I mean Pentacles is
11:08a really common build though so I feel
11:10like you should expect to be contested
11:12this is really unrelated but do I have
11:13anyone who's very um gym going in my
11:18chat is there a workout is there a
11:20generic workout that works on everything
11:22and you can just do when you want to
11:23spend your energy I would like to have a
11:26routine that I can do in my garage
11:30tools we only have a bench and weights
11:33and we have some machine that I don't
11:35know what it does but you can like
11:36adjust weights on it and I would like to
11:37be able to spend 20 minutes to spend my
11:40energy and then resume my day uh I need
11:42a tank item here glove is good o
11:48Vex do 100 push-ups 100 sit-ups and a 10
11:57um hang on check this out guys I'm going
12:00to level up roll once I'm going to level
12:02up and roll once and the cred goes
12:23get [Â __Â ] I didn't put my serapan on the
12:30I didn't put the surine in the spot if I
12:32lose cuz of that I'm going to be so
12:36sad I I spent too long to
12:39think what if I slam this vow right
12:42now could I make the
12:46diff wait do I win do I win without it
12:49maybe I win without it okay I think I
12:53it okay from looking at the chat it
12:56looks like everybody's saying burpees
12:59is that really it you just like you just
13:01do a bunch of sets of burpees and squats
13:03and that that's it boom I'm
13:11fit be careful with burpees you can
13:14detach your retina what the heck that
13:16sounds horrifying I do not want to
13:17detach my retina I like my
13:50if I had a nickel for every single time
13:52I natural ezil in my shop I would have
13:54two nickels which is not a lot but it's
13:55weird that's happened
13:57twice what you eating
14:00slide there's a place by my house that
14:02makes really nice salads and I'm a fan
14:12green pretty good items
14:19okay we're definitely giving up on the
14:23late I'm going to try to not slam any
14:25items here I really want to wait
14:27hopefully I face someone kind of weak
14:29face someone weak figure out what I'm
14:30doing like this game could actually just
14:32be anything right like I have really
14:33generic units that just like front line
14:35backline Lulu can be easily replaced by
14:37any AP carry R works here aalii works
14:43uh ah [Â __Â ] I faed the guy who rolled
14:46down wait it's box box
14:48box no dude this is so
14:55sad why did I have there's a one and
14:57three chance I facing the guy who rolled
15:00streak I don't know if I even have money
15:04now oh curs Crown you know I love curs
15:06Crown all right I'm down let's throw for
15:09Crown if I'm going to throw for cursed
15:11Crown I need to build a board right now
15:16winning I this one's good
15:43silence yeah I I literally only had a
15:45couple shops to make it
15:49work I I is decent all right I got to
15:52start winning now I think I literally
15:54rolled one time that's really
16:20all right Ari I'm going to give it all
16:22to you baby make me proud these aren't
16:24the best R items but uh we're a little
16:27desperate if you could tell
16:30Make Me Hurt You have you tried making
16:33poppy carry work I played a pens poppy
16:35once it was kind of sick penac kill poy
16:41tubers this guy has a BT on his
16:45Caitlyn and three item asra
16:50one he probably wants to to read the
17:16do you think that if you went the blue
17:17buff gum blade you could still be in the
17:18spot I mean yeah if I knew I was going
17:20to hit exactly an AR yes like the
17:23important thing is that we didn't know
17:24we were going to hit an Ari if I hit a
17:26car this this would have still been
17:27playable because my items but if I SL
17:30blue gun blade and I hit carus I'm just
17:31like well [Â __Â ] I just lose you know what
17:33I'm saying you smell
17:37me oh no all right world's largest poppy
17:55Titans turn all deceivers
18:04this already feels so slow it is such a
18:05night and day difference between like
18:07having the correct ARA items versus
18:08having this I'm pretty sure what I have
18:10right now is kind of how they thought AR
18:12would be played where it's like this
18:14like um single Target nuking assassin or
18:18mage but instead people figure out how
18:21to optimize it really quickly and made
18:22her like uh don't waste your extra
18:24damage kind of carry and just cast
18:26really fast over and over and over again
18:35I feel like you could play carus Ari and
18:37aalii all in one thanks to Cursed Crown
18:40here usually like in a regular game you
18:41barely can't fit them all in but plus
18:43two slots it should be easy um I
18:45probably just sell this Poppy the
18:47headliner I really want here is aalii
18:53specifically that would go really hard
18:57here let me to rebuild my Stan as well
18:59move the shojun to carus hopefully I can
19:00play Ra on carus I think they make a c
19:02couple what do you guys
19:12think okay from this spot look for ailia
19:15it's going to be hard to hit that Naru
19:18Nico Arya Ki carus and Sentinels as
19:45mhm 07 you've served us well poppy
19:51okay if I hit R I'm going to rebuild
19:54I've got blue buff red buff and I'm
19:56going I'm going to rebuild the serine as
19:57well all right wait for the round to end
19:59and then we roll I really want an a call
20:03oh oh [Â __Â ] no I can hit I can hit trust
20:35H that's awkward I wanted to I wanted to
20:40pop off the shin although I guess the AL
20:43that working was pretty
20:48bad that is definitely a big my
20:56be I should have just taken that Zach I
20:59should have just taken the Zach the Zach
21:01was actually really good it was four
21:05bruisers n no trust me trust me I hit a
21:08collie I hit a collie headliner
21:15specifically okay this is actually
21:23good Sentinel Ari all I still got to
21:34oh these blitzcrank items are not it the
21:46oh this is the battle Blitz crank I was
21:49talking about earlier but not like this
21:55bad I'm playing shojun blue buff because
21:57of like the awkward mishap from
22:03earlier okay I mean I'm I'm playing
22:06curse Crow and I basically have to keep
22:15um okay I'm pretty sure you do this and
22:17you do that and you say like bye-bye
22:25carus fans are the Reas I
22:40oh my God my items are so bad across the
22:43board it's not even funny but my my
22:45build actually looks good now six it's
22:47like an upgraded Sentinel re it's a
22:50standard Sentinel re but we were able to
22:53greas uh for five five spell waver and
22:56then uh uh the Bruiser as well it's
22:59pretty nice but I don't have a gun
23:04blade is it time for me to just reforge
23:07the Titans and pre I'm at one
23:11life wait if I if I Keo I could have
23:15triple Titans all right guys are you
23:17guys ready to see a woke
23:21play well first I got to keep
23:24rolling I need to hit
23:26something get off my
23:36this watch this wait
23:47more it's the world's largest Blitz
23:51crank wait and we're going to roll for
23:553 this is so funny my my AR's items are
23:58super scuffed it's fine my Sona actually
24:05items maybe I should run healing Sona
24:07look at my blit crank Shield he's
24:25awesome okay wait let's do uh let's do
24:28we have archangels and we've got
24:29blitzcrank I just want everyone to
24:31live oh I am I am so entertained I I
24:34should honestly just roll I'm at one
24:35life any upgrade helps
24:48okay probably have to do
24:50it feels bad to sell a blitz but I'm
24:53pretty sure I'm dead here
24:54otherwise all right healing Sona let
25:00long let everyone live long and then
25:02scale up Blitz crank with a healing Sona
25:05behind him can Sona keep healing the
25:08unit how does it choose who she heals is
25:10it random but I see my Blitz cranks at
25:14HP wait this is really
25:23dying and then R8 takes a while but she
25:26just one shots everything
25:28incredibly satisfying
25:30build man curse wait my BL crank did
25:338,444 damage shees okay there's only one
25:38thing I want from here and you want to
25:39guess what it is that's right all I want
25:41is a remover I want a
25:43remover show damage tanked 266,000 and
25:47Sony healed for 20,000 oh my God I
25:50really need a remover
25:54here remover let me move the shun to
25:56Sona and the game becomes is so
26:00free please please please remove her
26:08Alla all right we're just rolling for
26:19a uh I already have a
26:25oh okay now we're talking wait this okay
26:31epic I I'm so excited for what we're
26:34about to see there's a tentacle on my
26:36side of the board it's a ghost board bug
26:39yeah fastest soda in the
26:41west and this should be an undying the
26:46blitzcrank my eyes are glue to blit
26:48crank isn't he like actually unkillable
26:50how much damage does each of his ult
26:53do The Shield is 2,000 and then he deals
26:56400 damage not bad not
27:00bad oh and his passive always deals Max
27:03Health damage this is so much fun who
27:06would have guessed that healing St was
27:09good he did almost as much damage as
27:12Ari all right well I mean just keep
27:19rolling well if I win I'll take it if I
27:22dead imagine just like how awesome of a
27:25tuber would be if we hit this blitz
27:27crank 3 wait I'm actually like in love
27:28with this healing son I used to always
27:29do attack speed but in this particular
27:31instance it keeps the Bliss crank alive
27:33forever I'm GNA spread
27:40sniped would you take curse Crow
27:42normally uh I take cursed Crown normally
27:45sometimes depending on the circumstance
27:47curs Crown is actually a very good pick
27:50if you're already at one life like if
27:51you're at like 12 hp and like you're
27:53already going to die on the next loss
27:54you should just take Cur Crown uh if you
27:56think you can get get first place you
27:58should take curse Crow but most other
28:00times where it's like oh like I'm not
28:01sure I'll I'll be winning uh I don't
28:04know if I should take it then you don't
28:06it but because I'm like hunting for
28:08interesting games I'm always down no
28:10Blitz crank finally Falls wait I'm
28:14dead oh I'm actually
28:16dead no I'm dead I'm dead wait am I hang
28:20on ar oh wait hang on I think I live I
28:24think I live I watched the stream not
28:26for Content God bangers of the playlist
28:35no I I was like either I lose the round
28:38and I'm dead or I win the round and I
28:40buy the blitzcrank I didn't think I
28:41would lose the round and survive oh
28:49l a I'm so sad I I didn't think I would
28:52lose the round and live oh I'm sorry
29:00I didn't sell the alloi in
29:02time okay is this the end let's see if
29:06Sona it honestly might have been attack
29:07speed Sona at this point but like the
29:09healing to keep blink alive is so
29:14interesting Live Blitz crank lip huge
29:17Shield keep healing keep healing again
29:22again oh it's not enough go again again
29:27again again again a I think it's
29:31over no it's over it was such a funny
29:38no the world's largest blitzcrank
29:43down that was a sick build though I have
29:46no regrets was there a BL crank on
29:47Carousel okay there wasn't oh there was
29:49a sentinel spat Sentinel spat actually a
29:51pretty big spike I had a good time
29:52though I hope you guys had fun watching
29:54that that was so funny triple Titans I
29:56like on ironically it had to make triple
29:58Titans and we almost made it