Bill Burr Fan REACTS Louis CK Defends Masturbation

BigDaddyMoMo2021-09-25

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💫 Short Summary

In the middle of a YouTube video, Louis C.K. defends masturbation, calling it a natural and harmless activity, while a group called 'Christians Against Masturbation' believes it is a sin and a tragedy. The group's representative claims that masturbation is a crime against God, while Louis C.K. sees it as a personal and private behavior. The video turns out to be a comedy skit, with Louis C.K. making lighthearted jokes about the issue.

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📊 Transcript

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Ellen expresses her confusion and disbelief about a group being formed against masturbation in the context of religion.

00:00

Ellen questions the connection between religion and masturbation.

The guest from 'Christians Against Masturbation' explains that they believe God wants people to enjoy life, but masturbation is a tragedy and a crime against God.

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Louis C.K. defends masturbation, stating that it is a natural and harmless activity.

02:09

Louis C.K. describes masturbation as easy, fun, and not hurting anyone.

He also jokes about God watching over married couples having sex.

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Louis C.K. discusses the idea of cherishing and saving the urge for masturbation until meeting the right person and getting married.

04:02

Louis C.K. considers masturbation to be a natural and unavoidable behavior.

He talks about the concept of sacredness and cherishing the urge for masturbation until marriage.

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The speaker from 'Christians Against Masturbation' believes that masturbation is a sin and that God hates people who try to tell others what to do.

05:33

The speaker mentions having meetings to inspire purity and criticizes others for thinking they know how to be happy.

She also expresses her belief that God probably hates people who masturbate and tells Louis C.K. that he will be alone and masturbating.

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The speaker shares her thoughts on the video, finds it hilarious, and encourages the audience to share their opinions on the topic of masturbation.

07:24

She expresses disbelief that the video is a skit and not real news.

The speaker relates the video to people's behavior during the COVID-19 pandemic, suggesting that 'soloing' has become more common.

She encourages the audience to like, subscribe, and follow her on Instagram, and mentions her usual content of playing video games on the channel.

00:00 yo yo yo welcome back to my channel it's

00:02 girl big dirty how you guys doing today

00:03 i'm doing so well thank you so much for

00:05 asking and by the way it's big dirty not

00:07 mcdirty it's big dirty all right you

00:10 guys so we got louis ck defense

00:12 masturbation

00:14 i'm not surprised about that title

00:16 didn't it doesn't surprise me one bit it

00:18 actually makes a lot of sense i wonder

00:20 why all right enjoy wait what is this

00:23 christians against masturbation how are

00:25 you

00:27 why does your religion have to do with

00:29 that i don't understand

00:32 i don't understand why why someone's

00:34 faith has to do with this

00:36 unless it's like you're not allowed to

00:38 right i don't know i don't know you guys

00:41 let's see what's going on here to be

00:42 here well pleasure i believe that is the

00:45 issue here is that what your group is

00:47 against of course not

00:49 we believe god put us on the earth to

00:51 enjoy life and enjoy the world he

00:53 created for us but why form a group

00:56 against something like this thank you

00:58 for asking me that

00:59 i wouldn't be doing this if i didn't

01:01 think it was very important but there

01:02 are some people who would say come on

01:04 it's just masturbation

01:06 i don't think of it as just masturbation

01:08 frankly

01:10 i think of it as a tragedy

01:12 you mean like a tsunami or rwanda

01:17 because those events well while

01:19 certainly tragic affected only one

01:21 region of people in the world or another

01:23 well masturbation

01:25 is a crime against against god and

01:27 against the person who does it to

01:28 themselves

01:30 young people all over the world are

01:32 depriving themselves of the greatest

01:34 gift that the lord bestowed upon them at

01:36 their birth

01:37 their purity and grace in his eyes

01:41 so how the hell did she come to be

01:44 see what i did there

01:47 if you don't understand what i just said

01:49 if you didn't get the joke you're too

01:50 young to be on my channel go away

01:52 um so uh

01:55 i i clearly at first i thought this was

01:58 like an actual i'm not gonna lie to you

02:00 guys i actually thought this was like a

02:01 real real news show or whatever but it

02:04 looks clearly fake i should have guessed

02:06 by fx but um

02:09 uh yeah i don't i don't understand this

02:12 chick i just don't get it i don't see

02:14 the logic but what do i know well that's

02:17 that's very compelling

02:19 let's bring in our next guest comedian

02:21 louis ck whom some might describe as an

02:23 aficionado masturbation

02:25 he's well known for being a prolific

02:27 masturbator who even brags about it is

02:29 that fair to say louis yeah that's fair

02:32 in fact you're the only person we could

02:34 find who would come here to defend

02:36 masturbation well i like it it's uh

02:38 it's easy and it's fun and nobody gets

02:40 hurt well isn't that the point here

02:42 ellen without respect uh why do you care

02:45 what a man does in the privacy of his

02:47 own house

02:48 god cares wait hold on why did why did

02:52 the news person

02:54 ask it like that like men are the only

02:56 ones who masturbate why do you care what

02:58 a man does

02:59 females do it too

03:01 is this for real i can't believe they

03:02 completely just like missed this what is

03:04 this come on now

03:06 the bible teaches us that lust in your

03:09 heart is a sin when acted upon outside

03:12 the context of marriage well i'm not

03:14 married so anything i do is outside of

03:16 that

03:17 i'm not against having sex

03:19 i believe that the lord put desire in

03:21 your heart as a beacon for love well

03:23 it's the way that we can find someone

03:26 and marry them and enjoy each other

03:28 under his loving gaze

03:30 well it means that god watches married

03:32 people have sex

03:34 god watches over everything

03:36 so we're like porn for god

03:38 he watches us

03:39 and then he probably masturbates okay

03:41 that is way out of line mr ck this young

03:43 lady that's all right

03:45 i know you're a comedian so this is

03:47 probably so funny to you yeah it's

03:49 pretty funny it's pretty funny so sad

03:52 that you don't know the darkness that

03:54 you live in

03:55 oh no i know the darkness

03:57 you don't have to live this way

03:59 there is a life of joy and passion

04:02 waiting for you

04:03 if you just stop hurting yourself how

04:05 can you tell people not to masturbate i

04:07 mean nobody can not do it

04:09 since there's been people

04:11 all of them every single person ever has

04:14 masturbated ever napoleon masturbated

04:16 gandhi

04:18 joan jett

04:19 uh shakespeare shakespeare definitely

04:22 it's like telling people not to breathe

04:24 it's really it's not fair

04:26 i pity you

04:28 that you think that that you can't not

04:30 do it

04:32 have you ever tried tried not to

04:34 masturbate

04:35 yes

04:36 well sometimes i won't do it for like a

04:38 week but that's just so that when i do

04:39 it again it'll be way better but what if

04:41 you really stopped

04:43 what if you saved the urge inside of you

04:46 and and thought of it as something

04:47 sacred

04:48 until you meet the right person and you

04:50 love them and then you get married to

04:52 them

04:53 and then i feel that louis gift that

04:55 you've cherished and you saved that's

04:58 beautiful

04:59 you ever been married

05:01 no i was married for nine years and

05:03 believe me god was not smiling

05:06 now you're alone

05:07 and you masturbate and you're alone you

05:10 asked me louis

05:12 how you ever been married now i ask you

05:15 have you ever been happy

05:17 are you happy now

05:21[Music]

05:26 yo why does everyone look so depressed

05:29 yo chill

05:33 what is this

05:35 what do i click on so ellen how does

05:38 your group get the word out uh are there

05:40 rallies where's the picket line oh my

05:42 god

05:43 we have meetings it's like a town hall

05:46 we bring people together and inspire

05:48 them to walk a path of purity

05:51 you're welcome to come

05:52 i'd be happy if you did it sounds like a

05:53 lot of [ __ ] okay we're ready to wrap

05:56 it up here what really pisses me off

05:57 about people like you you think you

05:59 could tell other people like you got the

06:00 keys to how to be happy

06:02 you know you don't know me okay and you

06:04 don't know god

06:06 god probably hates people like you to

06:08 try to tell other people what to do wow

06:11 masturbating is really important yeah it

06:13 is it keeps me sane

06:15 i'm a good citizen i'm a good father i

06:18 recycle and i masturbate

06:20 and i'm proud of it and and god's happy

06:25 and later i'm going to masturbate i'm

06:26 going to think about you and there's

06:27 nothing you can do about it

06:29 i think about you

06:32 probably hates people like you honestly

06:34 like i will say something

06:36 people who like to like preach certain

06:38 things it's like someone can always find

06:40 something to preach about them like just

06:42 by looking at her i could be like okay

06:44 well you say you know you shouldn't

06:45 masturbate god doesn't want you to

06:47 masturbate i can say god doesn't want

06:48 you showing your legs huh huh you see

06:51 that steaks are raised like we can we

06:54 can we can go all day we can go god

06:56 doesn't want tv now we're all amish look

06:59 at that you know what are we gonna do

07:04 but uh oh my god i really didn't think

07:06 that this was a

07:08 a skit i thought this was real but i'm

07:10 so happy either way this was so funny

07:13 um

07:14 and the way he was like it keeps me sane

07:17 dude i think during coven that's like

07:19 all of what everybody did married or not

07:22 married or not i'm just let's let's keep

07:24 it real

07:27 do you know how i know this because

07:29 people always thought that like oh after

07:31 covid

07:32 all the numbers and babies are gonna

07:34 like go up like there's gonna be a baby

07:36 search which didn't happen actually so

07:38 you know people be uh people be soloing

07:40 it you know lily um

07:44 i hope you guys enjoyed this give me a

07:46 thumbs up let me know what you think

07:48 about this topic do you think it's a sin

07:50 shame on you your fingers are gonna fall

07:52 off or do you think hey that's why we

07:54 got opposable thumbs and fingers that

07:56 can extend let me know what you think

08:00[Music]

08:03 i definitely want to know what you guys

08:04 think about this one this is hilarious

08:07 uh i think is this part of his louis

08:09 show i've never seen that if it is i'm

08:12 so mad that it is cancelled because it's

08:13 freaking hilarious definitely i'm gonna

08:15 look up more clips now how did i not

08:17 watch this but uh yeah you guys thank

08:20 you so much for joining me thumbs up

08:23 thumbs up and um oh do the like and the

08:26 subscribe i'm live on this channel so

08:28 hit that bell so you know when i'm live

08:30 um i usually play video games and um

08:34 what else am i what else i'm missing oh

08:35 come through on my instagram you guys

08:37 just what i

08:38 that's where i say hello to everybody

08:40 thanks you guys for watching i really

08:42 appreciate all of you and on that note

08:45 i'll catch you guys next time bye

08:47[Music]

08:55 you

💫 FAQs about This YouTube Video

1. What is the basis of the group 'Christians Against Masturbation' and how do they justify their stance?

The group 'Christians Against Masturbation' believes that masturbation is a sin and a tragedy, and that God wants people to enjoy life but not in a way that is against his will. They justify their stance by considering masturbation as a violation of the gift of purity and grace bestowed by God, and emphasize the need to walk a path of purity and abstinence.

2. How does Louis C.K. defend masturbation and what viewpoint does he present?

Louis C.K. defends masturbation by portraying it as a natural and harmless activity. He believes that the urge to masturbate is a basic human behavior, and that ultimately everyone engages in it. His viewpoint emphasizes the individual's right to private behavior and the non-intrusive nature of masturbation.

3. What does the video 'Christians Against Masturbation' discuss about the sin of masturbation?

The video 'Christians Against Masturbation' explores the concept of masturbation as a sin, presenting it as a violation of purity and grace in the eyes of God. The video emphasizes the group's belief that God wants people to enjoy life, but masturbation is seen as a tragic and self-destructive act that goes against God's will.

4. Why does the belief in the sin of masturbation by 'Christians Against Masturbation' and the viewpoint of Louis C.K. create contrasting perspectives?

The belief in the sin of masturbation by 'Christians Against Masturbation' is based on the idea of maintaining purity and grace in accordance with religious principles. On the other hand, Louis C.K.'s viewpoint emphasizes the naturalness of masturbation and the individual's right to private behavior, creating a contrast in perspectives between religious morality and personal autonomy.

5. What does Louis C.K. suggest about the sacredness of masturbation and the gift of purity?

Louis C.K. suggests that the sacredness of masturbation and the gift of purity are subjective and personal. He explores the idea that individuals have the autonomy to define the meaning and significance of masturbation in their own lives, separate from any external religious or moral frameworks.

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