00:05AFV oh shoot this one give me that
00:23$5 tonight on America's Funniest Home
00:31we'll see some billiard
00:35blunders get down to Lady
00:39business check out some hillbilly
00:44Heroes take a look at Tom's home
00:48movies and more of your favorite
00:56AFV and now here he is the c happen of
01:17eyes welcome to AF you are going to love
01:21this show because tonight we have pulled
01:24out all the stops and it's not to say
01:27that we usually don't pull out all the
01:30always pulling stops pranks occasionally
01:38finger or or better yet pull up a chair
01:45these go to the PO go to the PO it was
01:49only a matter of time before it came to
01:51this extreme dumpster
02:37Mr and Mrs Thomas you know the reason
02:40you throw rice is for
02:50traction too bad for her the fallback
02:53plan involved falling
03:01he should be wearing a big Helmet or
03:04better yet two little
03:16ones the key to a good practical joke is
03:19timing it has got to be swift you're in
03:22you're out and your victim is completely
03:24fooled they do not use the phrase
03:25pulling a fast one for nothing
03:32if the smell of coffee in the morning
03:34doesn't wake her up you could try a
03:36firecracker and a garbage
04:01when this guy Waters the flowers they
04:13back this fella ordered two eggs
04:35writing I'm going to be a big brother on
04:37your baby's diaper is a joke that will
04:40make dad need a diaper change of his own
04:45John this uh April Fool's
04:49Day Jack's only 9 weeks
04:53old I can't wait for him to open
05:10no you're pregnant well what does it say
05:14you're going to be a big brother you're
05:26full sometimes at a supermarket the
05:29price aren't the only thing that'll
06:02if you're a dog lover you probably
06:03already know this all dogs are different
06:06to get some dogs to come you just say
06:08come for others you need to say here boy
06:11even if it's a girl for others you don't
06:14have to say anything you just have to do
06:16something to get their attention they
06:17run right over come here
06:40dog wait for it wait for
06:54dog and she do and there's the dog
07:08I there's the dog and there go the
07:18olives there's the fake deer
07:28dog and there's the whale shark but
07:51dog there is no Rhyme or Reason to this
07:54next set of Clips but the quality is
07:57there it just never dips
07:59all right so there's a
08:01rhyme there's no reason though check it
08:07out jumping kick never mix a jumping
08:18lamp their nose is really strong
08:22mhm so she can sometimes she really
08:26loves me well she loves you Wanda how's
08:29that saying go you scratch my back I'll
08:36yours is she biting you no no she just
08:40kind of stretch me two
08:59it looks like smiling is the new
09:17know the amazing thing is they line up
09:39welcome back we uh we admittedly spend a
09:43lot of time showing you the dumb things
09:45that men do but tonight we're going to
09:50women yeah there you go guys are ready
09:53for some payback let's face it women are
09:55much cuter but occasionally oh yeah just
10:00come on Ma put your pedal to the
10:19puddle she's about to lose at musical
10:23chairs and did you notice she's the only
10:35the pen is mightier than the sword
10:37especially if it's an electric shock pen
10:47go it's just another beautiful day on
10:51Lake inferior look at back in
10:54here look at her she's jumping you see
11:08if your daughter complains you've been
11:10hogging the tree swing all day here's
11:13one way to get her to
11:20stop it's time for a day at the races to
11:24find out who hits the ground first it's
11:27defending Champion pinky tank top
11:29against the brass Challenger little red
11:33shorts all right dads Mount your kids
11:36bikes and they're off pink is not going
11:39to waste any time hitting the ground and
11:42he's the winner let's see how far little
11:45red shorts lags behind come on dad start
11:48falling hello there any day now kids
11:51want the bike back finally he's down
11:55join us next week to find out which
11:57loser wins on a day at the
12:07races hey here's a little advice for you
12:09if you ever need help don't don't call a
12:12superhero for one thing they're
12:14fictional all they care about is really
12:16looking buff and making sequels you want
12:19a hero who wears overalls a hero you can
12:22pay with live bait I'm of course talking
12:26about he'll be a hero
12:33your truck is stuck in the mud and all
12:35you can think of is changing the wiper
12:40blades pick cut your fingers on them
12:49blades what did I just tell
12:55you hey he's dancing where the old l
13:01beow did you see that he went down
13:06the it should come out it worked on his
13:44if this lasts more than 4 hours please
14:07people have domesticated cats for almost
14:0910,000 years because they make such
14:11great pets we know they're adorable we
14:13know they're finicky and we know that
14:15you shouldn't date anyone who owns more
14:17than three of them but we understand
14:20cats are easy to love Cosmo can do a
14:50me when the cat gives out food every
15:06this goes from sweet to sour in three 2
15:161 looks like Mr Jingles is earning a
15:20little extra babysitting
15:33you know why he won't answer it's the
15:42calling like that let me do you know a
15:45Little ma called a little
15:48butterfly what's his name ma maa
15:57look it's for on his
16:00nose what is that P you don't eat
16:35look I have a confession to make I spend
16:37a lot of time pointing out other
16:39people's faults it's time to point a
16:42finger back at me with my own home
16:45movies a lot of kids they they enjoy the
16:48beach not me here's the exact moment I
16:51stopped liking the beach we're at
17:10Jupiter since I stopped going to the
17:13beach I started going to the park that
17:15little Affair was pretty shortlived
17:33and the other kids used to tease me
17:35because of my massive
17:37head I used to dream of flying my
17:40parents helped me achieve that
17:52goal and I'll admit As I Grew Older I
17:56was a bit of a daredevil Within Need for
18:10Speed but even when I was a baby we're
18:13not going in chronological order here
18:15even when I was a baby I used to enjoy a
18:51none that's enough of me here's more of
19:04ever since he got a pinata for his
19:06birthday they can't get him to
19:22stop this is going to be very disturbing
19:24folks what you about to
19:30now this is how the Sopranos should have
19:48ended a lot of dogs can fetch a stick
19:51how many can fetch a fish
20:03W I can't believe a baby that young can
20:07Rita keep off the grass
20:12sign you don't want to St in the grass
20:26okay you'll know when you're Dan is too
20:29wide you can just feel
20:38it some dogs you can't get in the bath
20:42some dogs you can't get out of the
21:19tonight on versus kids riding their
21:22bikes into mailboxes versus dogs wearing
21:28the kids are up first with a special
21:33delivery but the dogs are sporting
21:41attitude neither rain nor sleep can keep
21:43these kids from their appointed
21:48rounds but the dogs sure don't look
21:55worried as sure as postal rates go up
22:02down and the dogs put on their game
22:09face the kids are about to mail it
22:20is kids riding their bikes into
22:26mailboxes join us next week when the
22:29kids take on women tossing monkeys in
22:52versus there is an old philosophical
22:54theory that goes like this if you have
22:56an infinite number of mon monkeys
22:58sitting at an infinite number of
23:00typewriters they will eventually write a
23:04Shakespeare but I say if you put them in
23:13Shakespeare oh I guess all the potassium
23:17in those bananas is making him
23:30but he wants a hole to slid in
23:32it he turn the hole here buttons has a
23:36security blanket but apparently it isn't
23:39so secure he gets nice and
23:45comfortable he was waiting for
23:52that oh sure they're tough when it's a
24:16it's all fun and games until the tiny
24:19planes come out and try to shoot him
24:35I am always amazed when people move to
24:37areas where it can reach 20 degrees
24:39below zero in the winter you know those
24:41places where the state flag shows a bald
24:43eagle with jumper cables in its beak you
24:46know those places well despite the harsh
24:49conditions I understand why some people
24:50put up with it winter is
24:59if you ever get stuck in the ice call a
25:15duck inner tube inner
25:29this kid is so bad at sledding it's
25:36getaway don't worry he'll get it back
25:45springtime Jack lay down to a snow angel
25:55snicle and that is s
26:07no this is cross country skiing and he
26:21border these ice fishermen have spent
26:24weeks away from their wives see if you
26:40God oh my God baby I look at this
26:46here okay now these next videos they
26:48have a little bit of everything kind of
26:50like an undercooked casserole they are
26:53full of ideas that are half
26:58in soccer you can use your foot your
27:08both in limbo you want to see how low
27:12you can go and this answers the
27:28I think this kid was driving behind me
27:46B I call this shot big guy on his corner
28:05you know I think they're too young to
28:15whoa oh Spanish peanuts Spanish peanuts
28:19that dog is not going to touch Spanish
28:35as you may know Pamplona Spain is famous
28:37for holding the running of the bulls Now
28:39in America we have Rodeo or as I like to
28:42call it the running of the
30:06all right I'll admit it I am all for the
30:09building of playgrounds in our
30:10communities both kids and adults they
30:13love them and when you factor gravity
30:15and Murphy's Law into them playgrounds
30:17are a gold mine for us I sure doesn't
30:20hate you cuz that really
30:25good usually it's the kid on the swing
30:43ow a slide is much safer if you've got
31:12it I think Dad's shorts are so tight
31:15they're cutting off circulation to his
31:29okay this what I'd like you to do I want
31:31you to rub your eyes and scratch your
31:34head once again it's time to ask an AFV
31:40for weird enough for
31:53you this has been weird enough for for
32:00you if uh if someone tells you you're
32:03not the sharpest tool in the shed
32:05they're saying you're not very smart but
32:07even if they say you are the sharpest
32:09tool they're still calling you a
32:12tool which could make you indispensable
32:15when you meet people with a few screws
32:22loose you always want to keep your tires
32:26inflated not so much to make it easier
32:31ride but so you've got a safe place to
32:44land looks like both teams lost and
33:13camera okay this is was on her head
33:17Mommy's coming in Joey cut
33:28mommy come here um come here stop right
33:35there who did that oh my God who did
33:40that why did you get that because I
33:43wanted to take a picture of mommy when
33:50Juliana I told you mom's going to be
33:58Joey Joe what was you
34:03thinking oh my God I'm in trouble
34:07mommy's mad at me cuz I didn't catch you
34:09doing it you're not mad at me she's mad
34:17too today's forecast calls for surprise
34:25showers get out of here
34:29let me ask you can a dog get a seeing
34:50dog okay we're videotaping a little
34:54aunt who's trying to carry a M&M all by
34:58himself he's a strong little Aunt what
35:02do you think of that pretty funny huh
35:05Abby can you say hi to him
35:10hi don't step on him
35:22Abby we like to refer to tonight's
35:24assignment America as a fall classic we
35:27want you to have fun with leaves go
35:30sledding down a hill land in a big pile
35:32of them hide in them surprise your
35:33friends build something out of them
35:35whatever you build out of leaves just
35:37get outside and breathe in the fall air
35:39and have fun with leaves Jess it's all
35:42up to you now if you'd like to see your
35:45video on America's Funniest Home Videos
35:47upload it to afv.com or you can mail it
35:50to us at AFV PO Box 4333 Hollywood
35:54California 9078 for full contest rules
35:56log on to afb.com or write the address
35:59above remember you can't win if you
36:07in all right now let's turn the funny
36:10into money and meet our three nominees
36:13first up dirty diaper trick sent in by
36:16the skiff family from Riverside
36:21California writing I'm going to be a big
36:24brother on your baby's diaper is aoke
36:26that will make dad need a diaper change
36:33own our second nominee in the running
36:36for the cash is big bubble trouble sent
36:38in by bryy and Peter partum from Humble
36:44Texas some dogs you can't get in the
36:47bath some dogs you can't get out of the
36:55bath and last but certainly not least
36:59meet our third nominee chocolate covered
37:02ant sent in by Katie Cartman family from
37:07Illinois trying to carry Eminem all by
37:12himself he's a strong little
37:16ant don't step on him Abby
37:20oh all right our audience has seen the
37:23three nominees it is time to vote now
37:27and while they vote here are some videos
37:29worth one more look they are our
38:07a okay now the results of our voting our
38:11second place $3,000 winner is dirty
38:15diaper trick sent in by the skiff family
38:21California and the winner of the $10,000
38:24and tonight's Funniest Home Video is is
38:27big bubble trouble set in by and Peter
38:30Barum from Humble Texas we've got dad
38:38Tristan and of course represented here
38:41Duke the Dog High Mom we have uh Duke
38:45here looking exceptionally clean in the
38:47shot yes don't you think be how old are
38:49you four four years old and Beck what
38:53did you think when your dog got in in
38:59put bathtub I know he climbed right in
39:02the bathtub were you nervous at all yes
39:05yeah cuz he was cuz cuz here you are
39:07you're trying to get clean and you get
39:08out of the tub you got that wet dog
39:10smell yeah yeah I know did did he ever
39:15do that before he's a puppy he's a p
39:19he's a puppy he's a puppy he was 6
39:21months he's a Great Dane he's nine
39:22months now how much does he weigh now
39:24130 lbs okay he that's the first time he
39:28saw bubbles oh really so does he bathe
39:31on his own now he he would like to get
39:33in but it's kind of messy well you've
39:35got into our $100,000 show later in the
39:39season because you've already won
39:41$110,000 that's a lot of bubble bath
39:43congratulations guys
39:54congratulations okay I hate to be harsh
39:56but that's it for tonight we are done
39:59we'll see you soon and remember if you
40:00get it on video and bubble it up a bit
40:03you could get it in cash good night
