What’s your worst hook up story?
Israel Padilla2023-03-15
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00:00 would he ever let your guy have an only
00:01 fans no what the that's my dick
00:05 I can both get the bag together
00:10[Music]
00:13 it ain't doing anything slapping it on
00:16 the face
00:18 before this game damn girl ain't no only
00:21 fans that's my dick
00:28 what's some freaky stuff that you're
00:30 into then oh my God uh I kind of like it
00:33 all oh hair pulling yeah be careful
00:37 because I got extensions spanking love
00:40 it what about like slapping like hitting
00:42 you love it I'm telling you you can't
00:45 it's not a thing I don't love yeah
00:46 getting tight up yep [ __ ] facials yeah
00:51 I'm telling you I like it all all right
00:53 last one then do you like it you like it
00:56 when he pulls out you like when he
00:57 leaves it in
01:00 both
01:02[Music]
01:07 it's definitely hang out you down to
01:10 hang I'm down all right back all right
01:12 before I head out what's your worst
01:13 hookup story then
01:15 I
01:16 oh I don't
01:21 I don't fit a guy's dick while I was
01:22 giving him
01:25 I was having hallucinations it was one
01:28 of my first time smoking weed and I got
01:30 really really high and a voice was
01:31 telling me that my jaw was gonna lock
01:33 and I needed to bite down and I did and
01:35 I did he was fine
01:38 I don't want to disclose that
01:40 information damn okay hey do you wash
01:42 your covers when you're got when you got
01:43 done having sex yeah right after really
01:46 no a week after oh cochina there's no
01:49 come on there oh you're not in me
01:55 how many heartbreaks did you break last
01:57 year
01:58 probably three yeah
02:03 it's fun because I want to be a hoe yeah
02:06 she belongs to the streets is that your
02:09 home group
02:10 she can be do you find do you find her
02:13 attractive
02:14 period appreciate it if you find her
02:16 attractive would you like suck her
02:18 finger
02:21 period yes I would
02:23 Lalo do I have your permission
02:26 I have a boyfriend
02:29 hey can your girl suck on her finger
02:32 suck on her finger yeah yeah
02:35 okay ready say tell me you're ready
02:46 since all this happened
02:48 my boy let you do that but now can she
02:50 like jump in and I don't mind
02:53 yeah maybe I don't mind for real
02:57 go go go
03:00[Applause]
03:05 Primo she's gonna cheat on you bro yes
03:08 sir tell us what happened with that arm
03:09 huh tell us what happened with this arm
03:11 what happened with his arm man look I
03:12 ain't gonna lie to you bro it came down
03:14 to some blows how to do what I had to do
03:16 my old lady got disrespected
03:19 I know it's cool you definitely know
03:21 what's cool are you talking to me
03:23 talking real tough you feel me you
03:24 better talk to your little pretty boy
03:25 boyfriend man get a VIP pass next to
03:27 your pop talking to me like this
03:30 I handle my [ __ ] business I gave him
03:33 I ain't never been [ __ ] beat I'll be
03:36 honest who won that fight oh I [ __ ]
03:39 did man I had to I'm willing to die for
03:41 my [ __ ] that's the difference between me
03:42 and a whole bunch of other dudes I'm
03:43 willing to die for mine first street
03:45 fight yes sir yes sir I gotta do what I
03:48 I had to do what I had to do I didn't
03:49 mention no names I don't do that
03:51 [ __ ] I'll be honest with you I
03:53 handle my business
03:54 got the dub yeah I got the dog it was
03:56 hard as [ __ ] obviously you know let's
03:59 keep it a thousand but one on one yeah
04:02 yeah dude we don't do that [ __ ] ass
04:04 jumping my homies jumping no [ __ ] that
04:07 [ __ ] dude I'm curious now yes sir
04:10 which one's your masturbate arm
04:12 you see fortunately I'm left-handed oh
04:15 [ __ ] exactly
04:17 can I get your jacket you made it can I
04:19 get in there yeah open that hole all
04:22 right bro answer this bro all right
04:24 what's the worst story that you ever had
04:27 there's daring the sex
04:29 uh
04:35 did you did you proceed no you stopped I
04:38 bought it why because it got messy but
04:41 low-key you didn't like it uh at first
04:43 banana turned me off for your husband
04:46 what's the what's some Kiki stuff that I
04:47 like some kinky stuff so we're we're
04:51 waiting till marriage
04:53[Music]
04:55 the cap
05:07 why are you waiting for marriage my
05:09 upbringing my religion I just think it
05:11 should be between what's the question
05:13 for today but I think the marriage
05:15 should be like a triangle yeah yeah
05:21 you're really a virgin
05:26 what type of sexual things do you like
05:28 doing as a virgin thing then um okay so
05:31 just I guess just intimate kissing
05:35 touching you know just not anything that
05:38 goes over there
05:40 no
05:43 anal well maybe once okay okay Holy Girl
05:49 like seven seconds for him so
05:53 it's the fastest time you ever came
05:56 fastest time I ever came
05:58 online
06:01 or two pumps the [ __ ] like why why so
06:04 fast though
06:06 it was good right I don't know so who do
06:09 you rather date a broke guy or a rich
06:11 guy that's an [ __ ] but the broke guy
06:13 is nice a broken ice why because the guy
06:18 that has that money
06:19 you'll deep down still look for a guy
06:22 that makes you happy
06:24 and that broke guy could just give you
06:25 that need yes because even though you
06:28 have the money I like money I like nice
06:30 things I like to get stuffs and and
06:33 Services I like the fancy stuff but at
06:36 the end of the day you're gonna look for
06:38 stuff that makes you happy
06:41 and if the guy makes you happy stick
06:43 with him if the guy that gives you money
06:45 but you're not happy don't stick with
06:47 him
06:49 smell cat what's the weirdest sex story
06:52 I have
06:55 okay
06:56[Music]
06:59 so I had sex with my ex once and he
07:02 couldn't get hard but it was his fault
07:05 it wasn't mine
07:07 so then after
07:08 get hard I left the room you left your
07:12 eggs no I just left the room and I told
07:15 him did he ever get ever oh he said you
07:18 never got into multiple ever again
07:20[Music]
07:23 you're a cold [ __ ] huh how many how
07:25 many heartbreaks have you broken last
07:27 year
07:28 probably around 10.
07:30 why
07:32 I don't know I'm a pimp I felt like it
07:36 then what's your last year body count
07:37 though
07:40 10 guys so well I I'm just saying like
07:43 10 Hearts were broken not everything
07:45 penises were [ __ ] no
07:49 nasty [ __ ]
07:56 I'm from Miami Florida oh [ __ ] I would
08:00 assume you're just White
08:02 you got dirty shoes
08:05 why do people wear dirty shoes when they
08:08 go out
08:09 because it's better to go out and like
08:11 beaters and shoes that are already dirty
08:13 and then shoes that are nice
08:15 when people step on it you don't trip
08:17 not at all you can step on these all you
08:19 want they're already dirty but imagine
08:21 if you were to go out and those and I
08:22 were to step on you you'd have a problem
08:24 would have been making out whoa what oh
08:27 wait are you still single yes I'm
08:35 ugly so no it's all good you go find you
08:37 a fine [ __ ]
08:38 damn hey
08:40 you want to be my girl
08:42 I have a boyfriend Adele you shaking
08:45 that ass like that
08:46 let you do that no doubt he lets me do
08:49 that oh
08:50 oh no if you're dating a guy are you
08:53 gonna want him to be the man and pay all
08:55 the bills or are you gonna be the 50 50.
08:58 no we could go
09:00 hey baby you know what I'm tired to see
09:02 you working I want you to be a
09:03 stay-at-home mom too um no um we could
09:05 do it part-time I'll stay at home but no
09:07 I need my money your own money
09:10 I know oh you spend too much the [ __ ] is
09:13 my money
09:14 I can spend my money so when y'all get
09:17 married is his money your money then and
09:19 now my money is his no like my money
09:22 is mine and then his money is my money
09:26 how are you gonna do it what do you mean
09:28 when I get married you know how like
09:29 everything's Linked UP how y'all gonna
09:31 split it well like his money is mine and
09:33 then my money's mine [ __ ] no how far can
09:36 I how far can a woman live downstairs
09:41 have you ever went past it by accident
09:43 if my husband wanted to I would totally
09:46 eat his ass
09:47 homeboy
10:05[Music]
10:07 hey we're one person I'm talking to a
10:09 man
10:11 hey we're talking to me both of us both
10:13 of us
10:14 both of us yeah okay oh yeah period
10:17 what's your ring
10:20 goodness
10:23 she kept me not toxic if she got a ring
10:25 [ __ ] let me see that ring Josh ain't
10:28 going no that's one come on
10:30 come on now brother
10:36 hey next time y'all see me
10:43 this [ __ ] hey drop her off right now if
10:45 you're a real man I ain't though oh hell
10:48 no oh
10:51[Applause]
10:51[Music]
10:54 for you
10:56 foreign
11:39[Applause]
11:58 keep doing your thing
12:01 quick shout out hey what's up what are
12:04 you doing here I'm a behavioral
12:06 therapist a what a behavioral therapist
12:08 Behavior therapist yeah what type of
12:11 what type of reading are you getting off
12:12 of me
12:14 it depends what time what kind of man
12:17 like what kind are you trying to hang
12:19 out later
12:20 I can
12:21 a therapist
12:22[Music]
12:25 I'm trying to drink later I ain't trying
12:28 to jump trying to have fun I'm flying
12:29 back I'm flying back to Miami oh Miami
12:32 oh so you're one of them Jamie's fun
12:35 though are you trying to tag along one
12:36 day I can I love I once about me one
12:39 time
12:40 okay
12:48 looks like we'll end up hooking up right
12:50 yeah what's your number
12:52 this [ __ ] don't miss all right
12:55 where's the gum Story show up and he's
12:57 gotta let us know that his girlfriend's
12:59 gonna show up in the morning so you got
13:01 to be gone by then damn you kiss on the
13:04 cheeks what the [ __ ] no a kid's only no
13:07 no don't stretch her no don't listen to
13:09 her did you still end up hooking up with
13:10 him
13:12 no you gotta take out the jewel took all
13:15 the jewels from his house and left
13:17 before the morning yeah he said you're
13:20 gonna be gone in the morning took all
13:21 the jewels whatever nicotine device is
13:24 there you still erupt him oh yeah he was
13:27 like you have become in the morning you
13:28 left me in your house
13:30 so so you still slept them stole his
13:32 stuff and while he was in a relationship
13:34 do you like giving head
13:41 yes
13:44 kind of and why is that is it like a I
13:47 don't know what's fun
13:49 it's fun
13:55 for your person feel loved I'm down for
13:58 um
14:01 can be publicized you know you're
14:03 swallowing a girl come on hey how many
14:05 complims have you got today
14:08 three of what what they compliment my
14:11 hair my dress and my boobs who was that
14:14 guy
14:15 somebody in there did he get the number
14:19 yes damn so that works if I just
14:21 compliment a girl's boobs that was what
14:24 I felt confident today
14:25 what yeah hey chica yeah
14:29 can a guy compliment a girl's boobs yeah
14:31 wait is that worried to get a number no
14:34 I mean
14:35 it depends on the compliment like how
14:37 smooth the compliment is hey girl like
14:39 down like I'm not sure I like your hair
14:41 yeah exactly but I just can't keep my
14:42 eyes off that chest okay no no no no no
14:45 worth a shot what type of whole things a
14:48 girl can do
14:50 I don't know suck a dick for free
14:55 ladies and gentlemen I hate to say I
14:57 told you so and here's the thing about
14:59 men they're not in control anymore this
15:01 is a woman's world it's 20 20
15:02 [ __ ] three and when I'm
15:04 [ __ ] president
15:06 vote for Madeline [ __ ] Mitchell
15:08 thank you very much so that's all the
15:11 questions we're the second President of
15:12 the United States huh second president
15:13 of the United States Let's see we got
15:15 George Washington what is it Thomas
15:17 Jefferson
15:21 bro what's the weirdest [ __ ] you've done
15:23 in a public place public place
15:26 I don't know man I went to the restroom
15:27 and it was dark enough hey but don't say
15:29 nothing but I I was able to beat my
15:31 meeting there bro
15:33 and a dark restroom
15:38 all right bro what's the best way to get
15:39 a female's attention
15:41 man damn
15:44 you've got to be cool bro just be smooth
15:46 you know what I'm saying just act like
15:48 you you know what I'm saying like look
15:49 like her right here you know what I'm
15:50 saying like some [ __ ] I say to her like
15:53 though
15:57 I see something you know what I mean
15:59 like okay okay come on hey put out that
16:02 phone she got Metro
16:06 no come on
16:08 yeah I feel them though you know can he
16:10 get the number though can you lock it
16:13 don't stay too long
16:17 hey in the locker room can we do some
16:19 gay things
16:27 listen listen listen listen listen
16:30 listen listen listen bro what the [ __ ]
16:33 if you in a team sport
16:36 and you slap your boy's ass you better
16:39 say your name
16:44 exactly it's cool exactly when you get a
16:46 locker room no if you're going to go
16:48 yeah boom okay that's cool all that [ __ ]
16:50 but anything after that is [ __ ] tree it
16:53 is it is when was the last time you got
16:56 a facial
16:58 last week from who
17:00 the man I was talking to are you still
17:02 talking to me
17:03 no ended it three days ago
17:09 okay can I get your number
17:12 if you want [ __ ] you already know what
17:15 I'm trying you already know what I'm
17:16 trying to do oh I know yeah boy well I
17:20 bring something I actually live in Godly
17:23 I don't know if a lot of people know
17:24 that place but it's like how big are
17:25 your nipples my nipples
17:29 you show the camera
17:32 your boyfriend likes it no doubt he
17:34 likes it girl what's up I like your
17:37 energy I love yours you want a hug sure
17:41 I'm feeling like you like me
17:44 dude do you I don't know why you feel
17:47 I don't know just because you hugged me
17:49 and you smell good because I'm friendly
17:51 yeah okay okay you want to grab your
17:53 drink sometime sure like maybe go to
17:55 like
17:56 what do you normally grab your drinks at
17:58 uh jimmies or Reservoir but
18:02 go to like La Michoacana
18:04 what's that it's like a Mexican uh
18:07 high-end restaurant oh I'm down you're
18:09 done you're trying to go yeah hey what's
18:12 your worst hookup for it huh
18:19 my best hookup story
18:22 sneaking in someone's Random House
18:24 shower
18:26 shower shower Random House wait did he
18:30 know he was thinking in there yeah
18:32 so what made it what made it sneaky then
18:34 why did you go in the front door because
18:36 I didn't want them to find out the
18:38 owners of the house oh he was like y'all
18:40 were kids in the time yeah
18:43 16. damn girl
18:45[Music]
18:48 not wild it's natural
18:50 so what age you lost your virginity
18:53 16.
18:55 hey girls
18:57 how drunk are y'all so fun yeah
19:02 silver wait what I'm asking this I'm
19:05 asking this lady
19:06 do I like facials you guys should read
19:08 facials 100
19:11 nice you know what I'm talking about so
19:13 so I get facials when I was in high
19:16 school I got facials yeah from a fair
19:19 skin you see yourself no from a guy what
19:21 do you mean no it's a fun for a reason
19:23 she's got it from all I'm a guy you know
19:25 yeah
19:26 okay
19:38[Music]
19:48 okay
19:55 who taught you Spanish
20:00 what's your ethnicity
20:04 hey I like Chinese food
20:09 wait till you're married
20:12 um it makes sex life a lot better and
20:14 it's more intimate I feel like he
20:17 doesn't mind waiting like even though
20:19 you said he has like 15. he doesn't mind
20:20 waiting no he doesn't he doesn't mind
20:22 waiting because he knows that
20:24 I'm the one for him he's the one for me
20:27 and it's going to be special you know
20:29 how long you been dating about a year
20:31 and a half and you've been waiting a
20:33 year and a half
20:34 how did he take it when he found out
20:35 that you're waiting for marriage
20:37 he he didn't believe me he thought I was
20:39 joking when I said I was a virgin
20:40 whenever we first met he was like no
20:42 you're joking and I said no I'm not I'm
20:44 serious damn yeah hey bro are you
20:46 waiting for marriage
20:48 nah [ __ ] on the first
20:52 yeah
20:55 we got it we gotta try it already we got
20:59 to test drive that hoe cause we got to
21:00 know if we like it or not you know I
21:02 mean have you ever been at home no never
21:04 what everyone experience it they grew up
21:07 with an older brother and a dad
21:12 how old are you me 22 22 Yeah that line
21:16 no I can show you my ID right now I
21:18 believe you okay well hey what's if you
21:21 don't think this is like a bad one
21:23 what's your worst hookup story I don't
21:25 have one
21:26 are you a virgin
21:29 can you look at the camera and smile
21:30 with a straight face
21:32 no hookup story
21:36 you want to be my boyfriend my
21:37 girlfriend
21:38 you just call me a boy so no but if I
21:41 ever called it okay yeah [ __ ] it thank
21:43 you
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