00:00thank you for watching us thank you for
00:02joining us on yet another uh big day for
00:05America that most Americans don't even
00:06know is a big day for America and I
00:08guess it isn't really because today was
00:10a primary election day in Michigan even
00:13though we already know who's going to
00:14win the primary in Michigan this primary
00:16election cycle has all the suspense of
00:18an episode of Blues Clues you just don't
00:21know the only question tonight was by
00:23how many points will Nikki Haley lose
00:26this one the real contest in Michigan is
00:28over who is running the voting for
00:31Republicans two different people a woman
00:33named Christina kuramo and a guy named
00:35Pete hru claim to be the chair of the
00:38state Republican party and they
00:39scheduled dueling events they're having
00:41two Republican nominating conventions at
00:43the same time remember when they
00:45released two different fire Festival
00:47documentaries at want it's like a dumber
00:49version of that but this woman Christina
00:51caramo she was voted out last month
00:54after Trump made it clear he wanted her
00:56gone but she refused to accept the
00:58results of the election voting GE I
01:00wonder where she got that
01:07learner now I am the master they say
01:10this is the biggest mess in Michigan
01:13since Eminem vomited up his mom's
01:15spaghetti but Joe Biden on the other is
01:18running essentially unopposed the
01:19president met with leaders from both
01:21parties at the white house today to see
01:23if they can again try to Stave off
01:26another last minute government shutdown
01:28if Congress doesn't pass a bill fund the
01:30government by the end of the day Friday
01:32we're in a big mess and I would imagine
01:34that days like this have Biden wondering
01:36why he ever even considered running for
01:38president again thank you all for coming
01:40that's what we're going to be talking
01:55so we'll get a chance to talk after you
02:14all right probably didn't need to sit on
02:16that quite that long yeah I'm sure
02:18that's nothing to worry about they got
02:19good people working there this is pretty
02:21crazy Biden and Trump are scheduled to
02:24visit the Border in Texas on Thursday
02:26both of them the they will both be at
02:29the border and if they can get two more
02:30Cedar citizens to go with them they got
02:33themselves a pickle ball match at
02:35the the president is um going to see
02:39what can be done to solve the Border
02:41crisis Trump is going to make sure he
02:43doesn't solve what's happening at the
02:44border Biden's planning to meet with us
02:46border agents um while Trump is planning
02:49to sell golden high Toops on the streets
02:52harez Don fulio took to truth social
02:55yesterday to post not one but 15
02:57endorsements for Texas lawmakers they
02:59were all pretty much Co copy and paste
03:01jobs but one name in particular stood
03:03out one of the people he endorsed is um
03:05stormy Bradley who another stormy who
03:10stormies I wonder if he'll right this
03:12stormmy a check too I mean you know when
03:14Ted Cruz heard about this stormmy in
03:17Texas he immediately boarded a flight to
03:19Cancun he's Trump sees the Border as a
03:22key point of attack against Biden even
03:24going so far as to Strongarm republicans
03:27in Congress to reneg on a deal they made
03:29to help secure it Trump's funny because
03:31he goes from a topic like the border
03:33which plays very well for him even
03:35though he himself did nothing meaningful
03:36to the secur it he goes from screaming
03:39about issues Americans actually do care
03:41about to yelling about things that don't
03:44even exist for whatever reason he is
03:46fixated on water conservation he's
03:48against it by the way and every chance
03:50he gets now he's beating this drum about
03:53not having enough water in our faucets
03:56and washing machines they're destroying
03:58our country whether it's a water forcet
04:00that doesn't put out water or a shower
04:02that no water's or a washing machine
04:05where you can be in the middle of the
04:07greatest waterfall you know you have
04:09some states they can't get rid of their
04:11water the washing machines they don't
04:13give you enough water I made it so that
04:15great companies Whirlpool great
04:17companies Can Survive and Thrive I let
04:20them have water W thank you that's wow
04:23it's like Moses has risen to lead us
04:26again through the water for a man who
04:28has never done his own laundry is very
04:30concerned about this washing I mean
04:31seriously you think he's ever in his
04:34whole life you think this man of the
04:36people has ever loaded a washing machine
04:39or a dryer or washed a dish or rinsed
04:42anything other than his filthy boxers in
04:44a hotel sink to get the smell of hooker
04:47off not a chance not a chance I would
04:53pay so much money to watch Donald Trump
04:58dishwasher I wanted a show called The
05:00Donald Trump challenge where every week
05:02he's tasked with a common household
05:04chore like um operate a vacuum make a
05:07bed find the button that resets the
05:10garbage disposal like every Tuesday he
05:13gets assigned a task and for the whole
05:15hour we watch him try to do it wouldn't
05:17that be the greatest may maybe we'll
05:19call it Donald do I think this could be
05:23this could be bigger than the Apprentice
05:25maybe if I pitch it he'll drop out of
05:26the race and do this instead garmo get
05:29vka on the phone stat okay I will yes
05:31thank you all right we could put the
05:34whole dumb family on the show you know
05:35the um the frudal son Donald Trump Jr
05:38had a little scary yesterday A Team
05:40wearing hazmat suits were dispatched to
05:42his home in Jupiter Florida because DJ
05:44TJ got a letter in the mail that
05:46contained an unidentified white powder
05:49uh usually when the HazMat team gets
05:51called to Don Junior's it's because his
05:53hair clogged the toilet but in this case
05:55they analyzed they found that the
05:57substance did not seem to be danger it's
05:59probably just something from his friends
06:01in the white powder movement but um I
06:05guess his job now is shouting at his
06:07computer because his big subject today
06:09was Google AI Google AI I don't know if
06:12you heard in the name of racial
06:13diversity has been creating ridiculous
06:16images of black and Latino Nazis if you
06:18tell it to make a picture of a Nazi it
06:21wants to include everyone so it create
06:23creates Nazis from every color of the
06:25rainbow and it also according to Junior
06:28does this with other his hisorical
06:29figures including uh black George
06:31Washington which as you will see bothers
06:33him a lot this this is what Google
06:37Gemini says the founding fathers look
06:40like black founding fathers Yes you
06:43heard that correct folks according to
06:46AI Gemini program the founding fathers
06:50were actually black I don't know about
06:52you doesn't seem all that accurate I
06:55wonder why they would do something like
06:57this when did he turned into a morning
07:021989 is DJ DJ TJ the CU booing Zoo be
07:07ready with the fras of pace caller 98.5
07:1298550 stick with the winner after M the
07:17que last time I mentioned how daddy
07:19Trump has been desperately trying to woo
07:21black voters and the Apple doesn't fall
07:23far from the orange on that listen to
07:25this story this doof would have us
07:27believe is true but know it's sort of
07:30interesting as as someone you know I
07:31just I travel all over the country I fly
07:33commercial like I'm all you know I I
07:35have seen and witnessed now more than
07:39ever uh you know the amount of
07:40African-American men that have come up
07:42to me literally like hey man you're my
07:44hero I'm like what I like really like I
07:47I did not have that in my bingo
07:51card this poor man can't even go into a
07:54Cabellas without a mob of
07:56africanamerican men coming up to call
07:58them their here that that happened at
08:01most zero times okay of all the many
08:04lies this ad noal nepo baby child is
08:07spit up that might be the most
08:09Preposterous of all of them hi Mr Trump
08:12Jr want you to know I'm black you
08:16probably noticed that and I I love
08:18whatever it is that you do high
08:21five it's time to play um America's
08:24favorite new name game it's time to go
08:25out the Hollywood Boulevard to play
08:27Gimme Five here we go
08:29all right Lou is standing by uh Lou
08:33you've got three contestants there
08:35introduce us to them won't you of course
08:37we got Lexi Tony and Gabriella Lexi Tony
08:40and Gabriella thank you for coming thank
08:44you um do you know the rules of the
08:46games contestant do you know the rules
08:48of this game yeah you do okay Lou will
08:50you explain to our audience the rules of
08:52the game and also to me because I've
08:54forgotten them of course so Jimmy's
08:56going to give you a category and ask you
08:58to name five things that belong in that
09:00category you'll have 25 seconds to write
09:02your answers down on your whiteboard uh
09:03for each correct answer you get a point
09:05and whoever has the most points at the
09:06end of three rounds wins perfect you
09:09ready to do this yes do it all right
09:11again five things in a category give me
09:15give me the names of five things that
09:17are slippery you have 25 seconds
09:23begin Gabriella is really she knows her
09:27slippery stuff I would also accept
09:32sidery basically it's a list of things
09:34that are gross that we're looking
09:36for I know well it's not time yet you
09:39still got oh okay all right yeah all
09:41right well Gabriella is really fast all
09:43right Gabriella we're going to start
09:45with you since you are very eager to
09:47show okay Gabriella you got slide okay
09:50yes high heels okay seal now are we
09:53talking about the singer or a the animal
09:57the animal the animal I think I would
09:58take both both tongue okay there's not
10:01there's a spelling area there but we
10:02will not count that against you and
10:05finally water slide which is also a
10:07slide how do we GMO how do we rule I
10:11think she get the point she gets it okay
10:13you got five points Gabriella all right
10:17all right now Tony all right Tony is
10:20objecting all right Tony what's that
10:22first word uh it is a wet
10:30you've been out on the boulevard for a
10:33Tony a little bit all right a wet ball
10:36okay I'm going to give you that a cat a
10:40cat um all right uh GMA what do we say
10:45about cat a cat no I don't think no that
10:47is no we're not going to give you a cat
10:48next one is what does that say a slide a
10:51slide yes you get that for sure soap I
10:53think you get that for sure and me
11:00all right that's a sexy image I think
11:04we'll give you that too so all right
11:06we're giving you four points Tony and
11:07finally Lexi Lexi what say you you have
11:11ground the ground is slippery that can
11:14be true yes a fish is yes slippery water
11:18is water slippery or does water make
11:20things slippery I'm going to say water
11:22is not slippery GMO uh I think I agree
11:25with you okay thank you okay and next
11:28we've got SL yes and slide yes you get
11:30four points all right Lexi we got a
11:32tight game here we got good contestants
11:35round two now we're going to reset the
11:38clock erase your boards if you would the
11:40next category five words that begin with
11:47God weirdly harder than you might
11:51guess on this game show vowels are free
11:54by the way we don't charge you for them
12:00fun fact vowels the vowel was invented
12:07y GMA that's true right that's not true
12:10all right all right all right now let's
12:12start with Lexi Lexi what are you let's
12:14go for your answers here you've got
12:16eight yes eat Alpha Al well another
12:19spelling and elephant all right yes
12:21that's five for you Tony you've
12:25got AB but wait a minute hold on a
12:30sometimes why but not in these
12:33cases hold on a minute yeah no why is no
12:37and not at the beginning I'm sorry but
12:39I'm not I'm going to have to give you
12:40only three points all right for that one
12:43and U finally Gabriella who is a owl
12:47outside umbrella ombre that is not
12:50spelled correctly ombre like like the
12:52hair thing like when you do your ombre
12:54when you what when you dye your hair and
12:56you do an ombre I need to help help on
12:59yeah I I I give her the point yeah yes
13:01wait is this a it is
13:04yeah wait is this a word in English yes
13:08yes and it's spelled om m b re e yes yes
13:12yes I don't buy it but
13:14okay somebody looked that up while we're
13:16an animal all right we're going to give
13:18you five now but I reserve the right to
13:20retract one if ombre is not ombre it is
13:24Ombre yeah ombre om ombre ombre it
13:29doesn't that yeah that doesn't change my
13:31mind at all all right we're still we got
13:33a game here we still let's put 25
13:35seconds on the clock give me things that
13:38tickle all right go ahead let me see
13:41that ombre while they're doing
13:46ombre that's a French
13:49word the blending of one color oh how do
13:54guo thanks to my wife you can I keep
13:57this phone yeah all right all right and
14:02okay oh right they're having the game
14:03okay yes and we okay here we go let's
14:06check the scores and um we've got uh
14:10Tony has seven you have some catching up
14:12to do Lexi n Gabriella at 10 Tony we'll
14:14start with you Tony all right so I got
14:17Tony says I forgot what the category was
14:20what was it things that tickle okay uh
14:29baby's more of a tickle than a tick yeah
14:33um Pillsbury Doughboy again same thing
14:37yeah your feet now okay I'm going to
14:39give you your feet cuz I could imagine
14:41you all soaped up with your feet
14:45tickling U and finally
14:52great wait Tony please explain hyenas we
14:56okay so you say things that are tickled
14:58I think hyenas because they laugh all
14:59the time so it's a tickle right yeah
15:02yeah yeah okay all right so we're not
15:03giving you that um going me give you a
15:06feather we're going it doesn't matter
15:07Tony you lost all right next let's go to
15:10Lexi Lexi what do you have uh Lexi says
15:14uh feather feet um yeah again well okay
15:18feet I have to give you that I give it
15:20to Tony and armpits yeah things that are
15:22tickled but no one has ever tickled
15:25anyone with their armpits which never
15:27happen all right so you get points there
15:29Lexi and Gabriella I think you're in
15:31good you're in the pole position feather
15:34a person pillows yeah okay kind of yarn
15:38cat yeah a cat wait what's with the
15:41cats I don't know it doesn't matter
15:43Gabriella you are the
15:46winner well Gabriella what she's won a
15:49bunch of junk from Five Below oh a
15:53basket of Five Below junk and what do we
15:56have for the losers Lou I'm sorry you
15:58didn't not survive the five but some
16:005our energy 5 Hour Energy drink all
16:02right enjoy uh wisely and safely thank
16:06you Lexi Tony and Gabriella our champion
16:09thanks for playing give me five there we
