The Power of P Compels Bobby | Ep 207 | Bad Friends
Bad Friends2024-02-26
bobby lee#andrew santino#podcast#bad friends#comedy#tigerbelly#whiskey ginger#2 bears 1 cave#ymh#tpw#Bobby lee andrew santino#tkats#hey babe#bobby lee podcast#andrew santino podcast#fancy#fancy b#rudy#juicy#jessie johnson
612K views|6 months ago
💫 Short Summary
The video segments cover a wide range of topics, including friendship dynamics, comedy, personal anecdotes, and product promotions. The conversations touch on humor, cultural references, celebrity interactions, and personal experiences. There is discussion about various topics like naming children, comedy politics, unique life experiences, and handling confrontations in relationships. The segments offer a mix of entertainment, introspection, and light-hearted banter, showcasing the complexity of human interactions and individual journeys. Overall, the video provides a diverse and engaging look into the speakers' lives and perspectives on various subjects.
✨ Highlights
📊 Transcript
✦
Discussion about friendship dynamics and loyalty.
01:18Mention of gifts exchanged between friends and humorous banter.
Addressing misunderstandings about being part of a 'clan'.
Playful arguments about not belonging to any group.
Expressions of emotional attachment and exclusion.
✦
Highlights of a trip to England and interactions with friends.
05:22Visiting Big Ben, riding on the gems, and going to pubs in England are mentioned.
A dog from Essex is discussed, along with confusion about the previous topic of Borderlands.
Meeting a friend for dinner and having a pleasant interaction is described.
✦
Discussion about ordering food at Burger King, trying impossible burgers, and the appeal of Budapest cows.
08:09Mention of a British accent and appreciation for certain movies and actors like Ben Kingsley.
Reference to specific films like Sexy Beast and House of Sand and Fog.
Personal anecdotes about interactions with celebrities and experiences on movie sets.
✦
Discussion about the portrayal of historical figures in biopics on Showtime's Shaka Zulu show.
10:13Comparisons made between Kim Jong-un and John Wayne playing Genghis Khan in biopics.
Transition to discussing the resemblance between individuals and comedic banter about physical similarities.
Dialogue touches on the challenges and controversies of casting decisions in film and television productions.
✦
Exploring gender-swapped roles in Annie musical.
12:21Imagining scenarios and interactions between Daddy Warbucks and Miss Hannigan in a gender-swapped version.
Speculating on dynamics between characters and potential relationships in the story.
Discussing how different actors would fit into the roles and their interactions within the musical.
✦
Features of Zach Do and Shopify.
15:32Zach Do is a free app and website for searching and comparing in-network doctors, booking appointments, and reading verified reviews.
Zach Do offers fast appointment scheduling with wait times as low as 24 to 72 hours or even same-day appointments.
Shopify is a global commerce platform that assists businesses in selling products at all stages of their operation.
✦
The segment highlights the benefits of using Shopify for merchandising, including launching online shops, selling various products, and growing businesses.
17:05Shopify offers versatility with e-commerce platforms and in-person POS systems, catering to all types of sellers.
The narrator encourages signing up for a $1 per month trial at shopify.com to access these benefits.
The conversation shifts to a personal incident involving an assault at Chipotle, where misunderstandings about the victim's ethnicity are clarified.
It is revealed that the individual involved in the fist fight at Chipotle was Mexican.
✦
Physical fight between Chipotle worker and Postmates driver escalates with racial slurs exchanged.
20:20Incident involves a Black girl and a Mexican girl, with bystanders not intervening to stop the fight.
Situation described as a free fight that onlookers enjoy watching.
Highlights issues of racism, bystander apathy, and lack of intervention in the altercation.
✦
Discussion about attending Coachella festival, reminiscing about past experiences and interactions with festival organizers.
23:17Mention of paying for VIP tickets and the perception of VIP status among celebrities.
Comparison between B-list and A-list celebrities attending the event.
✦
The power of commitment and influence of childhood memories on life choices.
24:57The decision to drive hours into the desert for an event was influenced by money and a sense of obligation.
Childhood memories and fashion trends, like wearing Polo and other brands, shaped life choices.
Clothing brands have significance in different cultures, with kids in Spain wearing Polo.
There is an association between wealth and brand choices, reflecting on personal experiences.
✦
Popularity and Availability of Trump Sneakers.
28:10Limited quantities of gold Trump sneakers sold out quickly due to high demand.
Trump sneakers are considered cool and desirable regardless of differing opinions about Trump himself.
Despite controversies, the design of Trump sneakers is praised for resembling Air Jordan Ones.
✦
Potential podcast guests discussed are Trump, OJ Simpson, Bill Cosby, and Woody Allen.
31:00Factors considered for inviting guests include entertainment value, potential controversies, and personal preferences.
Some guests are deemed too creepy or controversial for the show.
The conversation about inviting these individuals as guests includes a mix of humor and seriousness.
✦
Highlights from YouTube Video Segment on Office Banter and Celebrity Interactions.
33:13The segment touches on the challenges of young men in the office environment, including dealing with foreign translators.
The host shares amusing anecdotes about interactions with Gypsy Rose, showcasing the unpredictable nature of celebrity encounters.
Eminem's controversial claims about his mother are discussed, shedding light on the complexities of their relationship.
✦
Discussion on Gypsy Rose, now 32 years old, covering her appearance, marriage, and her husband's Munchausen syndrome.
35:48Brief misunderstanding about the term 'Munch,' leading to humor.
Transition to a sponsored segment promoting Robin Hood's retirement investment services.
Highlighting a 3% boost on contributions and transfers for a limited time.
✦
Availability of Robin Hood IRA for US customers and Liquid Death water products.
37:45Liquid Death offers flavored water, sparkling water, and iced tea with low sugar content as a soda alternative.
Products can be purchased on platforms like Amazon Prime and 7-Eleven.
Speaker shares a personal anecdote about fear of roofs collapsing due to poor construction.
Speaker expresses dislike for nuts and describes black nuts falling on the roof during rain.
✦
Discussion about the fame and recognition of Brian Wilson and Ringo Starr.
41:26Speculation on Brian Wilson's health and potential passing based on his age.
Banter about making a bet on when Brian Wilson may pass away.
Highlighting the unpredictable nature of life and mortality.
✦
Discussion on death pacts, seances, and spiritual practices like iasa.
42:58Humorous anecdote shared about a friend twisting his nipples after iasa.
Cultural differences, accents, and humor in language variations are touched upon.
Mention of a British accent on the radio adds a comedic element to the conversation.
Segment explores quirky interactions and linguistic nuances in a light-hearted and entertaining manner.
✦
Discussion on setting boundaries and communication in a friendship.
45:51One person expresses discomfort with jokes, other acknowledges and respects boundaries.
Importance of open communication and avoiding confrontation emphasized.
Speaker struggles to express feelings to friend, emphasizes love for friendship.
Challenges of navigating boundaries and maintaining mutual respect in relationships highlighted.
✦
Handling confrontations and comedy dynamics in the entertainment industry.
48:46Reflecting on a recent incident at a show where lineup order caused tension but was resolved amicably.
Making independent decisions and the importance of maintaining supportive relationships.
Navigating comedy politics and evolving confidence in expressing opinions to others.
Highlighting complexities of interpersonal dynamics and decision-making in the comedy world.
✦
Importance of avoiding double booking shows in comedy.
51:01Clear communication and setting boundaries are key to avoiding conflicts with other comedians.
Personal experience of canceling a show due to double booking leading to miscommunication.
Challenges of managing multiple engagements highlighted.
Message emphasizes honesty, respect, and effective communication in professional interactions.
✦
Mix-up with comedy show lineup.
53:11Performer canceled on Friday, but mistakenly removed from Saturday as well.
The confusion was cleared up with a phone call to Emily.
Random call from Rhode Island handled calmly.
Guests included actor Jake Lacy and Mark Rier attending the show.
✦
Highlights from the YouTube video segment.
55:38Discussion on leaving a set to party on a patio and dry needling experiences.
Speaker's mom makes a surprise appearance at a premiere event.
✦
Greg's Friendship on the Show
59:45The hosts share humorous banter about their friendship with Greg and their mutual interests in music and comedy.
They talk about attending concerts together and enjoying their common interests at The Comedy Store.
✦
Discussion about a poster with the speaker's face on it, including questions about the design choices and resemblance to the speaker.
01:01:09Conversation shifts to the speaker's daughter and her resemblance to the speaker and her mother.
The speaker mentions editing a movie but not yet watching it, expressing hesitation about attending the premiere due to stress.
The speaker recalls leaving previous premieres and considering not attending the upcoming one.
✦
Birth of baby girl during an emergency delivery at a doctor's appointment.
01:05:15Gender speculation based on the energy surrounding the birth.
Secrecy around the baby's name mentioned in the segment.
✦
Discussion of baby name 'King' leads to humorous suggestions and speculation about its significance.
01:07:26One person is hesitant to reveal the name due to dislike from others in the group.
Suggestions like 'Burger King' and 'Crown King' are made in jest.
Historical figures like Nat Cole and Dr. Martin Luther King are referenced in the conversation.
The group engages in light-hearted banter and jokes about the name choice.
✦
Naming a child involves considering cultural implications, personal preferences, gender neutrality, Jewish heritage, and the impact of a name on a child's identity.
01:09:58The conversation explores the significance of choosing a unique and potentially controversial name that resonates with both parents.
There is a mix of humor and seriousness in the naming process, reflecting tradition, modernity, and individuality.
The dialogue emphasizes the importance of selecting a name that aligns with the parents' values and beliefs.
The discussion highlights the complexity and thoughtfulness involved in deciding on a name for a child.
✦
Naming options for a child, such as Lauren, and preferences for family names.
01:12:49Pursuing comedy instead of dance despite family expectations.
Memories of growing up in the same building and attending the same schools.
Living in low-income housing as a single mother.
Sending the child to a Catholic school despite personal beliefs.
✦
A working mother shares her experience of meeting her partner at work and the unique dynamics of their relationship.
01:13:59They started dating after going to lunch together, similar to how her parents met.
A stalker incident involving a colleague led to both the mother and her colleague being moved to different floors for safety.
The mother reflects on the differences in dating dynamics between past and present generations.
✦
Overcoming challenges and lack of support while pursuing dreams.
01:16:49Initially considering quitting college despite having everything paid for.
Persevering through doubts to find success, being featured on billboards.
Achieving the dream of having her own movie.
Showcasing resilience and determination in the face of adversity.
✦
Praise for Esther's Authenticity and Determination.
01:19:25Esther is commended for her unique qualities in the comedy scene.
Confidence in Esther's success and unconventional path is expressed.
Esther's ability to stay true to herself and pursue her goals is highlighted.
Viewers are encouraged to watch Esther's work and positive feedback is shared about working with her.
00:00you two are bad friends who are these
00:02two idiots a white dude and an Asian
00:05dude you two are
00:08disgusting you two or something we're
00:10bad friends it's back to the old days
00:13it's the two you and I I have some
00:15problems with you my friend I got some
00:16problems with you my friend and my
00:18problems with you is I love you too much
00:21I love you more than I could ever love
00:22anybody and it's getting scary you're in
00:24my dreams you're in my thoughts you're
00:26in my prayers you're in my Daydreams
00:28you're in my mind look who came back
00:30Pete Johnny whatever your name is Pete
00:33is back on the show let's give it up for
00:35Pete coming back to the show than you
00:37guys man so happy that Carlos has gone
00:40and Pete you brought us Monster siiz
00:41slim jym um and this isn't a sponsor
00:44plug he just brought us beef jerky
00:46sticks for some reason yeah no as a
00:48present cuz I miss you guys and I a long
00:50time so you want us to Die Fat where
00:52were
00:53you I just where were you Bobby has this
00:56been busy where were you I I'm sorry man
01:00I did you need me you don't betray the
01:03family you don't leave the clan you
01:04don't leave the war that's not call each
01:07other a clan that's not good for me yeah
01:09least not I know last last time I said
01:11that online people got real upset I'm
01:14not in the clan I'm not in any Clan stop
01:18tagging me in the clan we're in KK we're
01:21in 2ks yeah only 2ks not three dude
01:24we're just we don't have the balls to
01:25get to the third we're clue Clan we're
01:27not cluing we're not we're not cluing it
01:29right now dude and I aren't Cluckers I
01:31have never I I've never clued anybody I
01:33W clux but Pete where were you because
01:35let me say
01:36something you you know in my heart I
01:39have a list of names that's in my heart
01:42that lives in my family which is in my
01:44heart and I'm telling you you're off
01:46you're off the list now I'm off the list
01:48what happened sounds like it and and no
01:51but because I it got to the point where
01:53I was like I don't even remember who
01:54that guy is and when I came to this
01:56building I'm really getting really sad
01:58right now emotional um I go who what is
02:01that fat guy going doing in
02:03here he's not
02:05fat where's the thi guy where's the
02:07thick guy go th guy actually Pete looks
02:09in the best shape I think we've seen him
02:10in yeah you look great I think you're
02:12just a bigger Big Bone you're big boned
02:14I I am good lifting weights people don't
02:16have bigger
02:18bones they do they actually
02:24do you look good I saw your Borderlands
02:26trailer shout out to the Borderlands
02:28Traer that came out yeah I watched it
02:30well just a little snippet yeah it looks
02:33good looks pretty good it looks like I
02:34think the movie's going to be rad I
02:36think it's I think you're going to be
02:37very surprised by the reception of
02:38Borderlands you think so I do it's a you
02:41know why
02:43why how big is your character there's
02:46nothing like this you know it's so funny
02:48that you do this me no him oh it's so
02:51funny that you do this right now at this
02:53time and in this age yeah the time of
02:56our Liv in the Time of Our Lives when
02:58we're feeling joy and we're Joy in in
03:00our own lives you have to put me down
03:02yeah you do and you have to put me in
03:04that fox hall and you get down in there
03:06you [Â __Â ] rabbit no I just saw Andre
03:09in a movie and he's like a protagonist
03:11it's like so cool okay he's comparing us
03:14you know what here's the deal I want to
03:15I want to say something to you fancy I
03:18saw you put up a picture of you with
03:19Matt re the other night by the way night
03:21and you did say I'm better looking
03:24yeah I think you might be better looking
03:26than Matt R you know how many you you're
03:28laughing right now dude you know how
03:30many people direct message me is going
03:31yeah yeah yeah how many beautiful women
03:34too so it depends on the context and
03:36where you where you see us no no no it's
03:38beauty is subjective is what you're
03:40trying to say I don't know what that
03:41word means I'm when I'm there it is wow
03:45drops El Roth Eli Roth put out a film
03:48with Bobby Lee who have thought one
03:50scene two no but I have no lines in the
03:53other one yeah my friend Charles is in
03:55town he's from England hello
03:57hello hello hello Jolly
04:02oing exactly but anyway
04:06um what you cackling that dog Jolly o
04:10England bing bing
04:12R the San Francisco
04:15tree hello hello Bing
04:20binging welcome to London
04:22England over here we lock St and two SM
04:26we do things a little bit differently
04:28here in England way you know what we do
04:31differently what do we do Liam Liam Liam
04:35what are we doing here yes Charles over
04:37here England all right we do everything
04:39wet anyway everything I think I'm losing
04:42my accent I think it's I think his
04:43mine's turning more Asian yeah yours
04:45turn some for some
04:48reason
04:50every anyway have you been to Big Ben
04:53have you bu have you seen the clock have
04:57you ridden on the gems anyway have you
05:00visited one of our pubs you've got to go
05:03get a shiper spy in a
05:08pu yours is just a dog I know a dog with
05:12Down Syndrome or something well no it's
05:13an English
05:15from from Essex it's a dog from Essex oh
05:17it is anyway
05:19um I don't even know what I was talking
05:22about dude we went on Borderlands oh
05:24yeah so so so Charles calls me and he
05:26goes hello I go hello he I'm in town
05:28from a couple weeks and I go well let's
05:30go have dinners well come to the shows
05:31you came to the show we had dinner you
05:32met himh and then um sure did and I'm
05:36sitting there a beautiful bloke
05:38beautiful broke just a thick handsome
05:41delicious looking
05:47dude I'm just going to do English talk
05:50so um good looking dude I love black
05:52guys accent I know dude if you're black
05:55with a British accent yeah get my
05:57panties all in a bunch man dude without
06:00him when I was in Budapest shooting it I
06:03wouldn't not survived that dude because
06:05he was your boy he was a guy that you
06:06know you guys were going out all time
06:08because you know dinners there's not a
06:10lot of guys that you can hang out on
06:11that movie you know like what other guys
06:13are in at Kevin Hart saw him once who
06:17else I saw him on when we're doing
06:19scenes every once I would see him like
06:21with because he was with like 10
06:23guys yeah he's like Jesus he's like
06:26Jesus so I had Burger King with Jam Lee
06:28Curtis one day what did she
06:31order oh one of those because I was with
06:34pen too from pen andella yeah pen
06:37Gillette pendulette in it man was he
06:39doing magic the whole time no didn't do
06:42magic once no no no magic which sucks
06:44yeah you're right like if you're hanging
06:46out with Paul mcartney give
06:48me yeah give me something hit a lick
06:50once in a while yeah tell teller should
06:52have been involved he' had done pick the
06:54whole time so I and then well I told you
06:56what happened at the river yeah but tell
06:58me what Jamie Lee Curtis ordered at
06:59Burger King the they have I don't know
07:01if they have it here but if there they
07:03have an impossible Burger yeah I think
07:06they do have it here yes so they she
07:07they got impossible Burgers [Â __Â ] boo
07:09boo boo boo boo you want to taste some
07:11Budapest cows don't you that's where
07:14you're in Budapest right yeah do you
07:15want to taste budap you didn't eat meat
07:17there did you me yeah I love the
07:18Budapest cow you love Budapest cow I
07:20love other animals so what did you
07:22frankly Burger King a hamburger no I
07:25think I tried to be impossible because
07:27they were saying it's like the real
07:28thing what we talk there he is look at
07:31that's a Budapest cow yeah and you know
07:32what you can do with the
07:33horns what can you do with the
07:37horns oh hello hello hello hello hello
07:42so um have you ever seen a Budapest
07:45cow they're delicious yeah why am I
07:48don't know what it is about that British
07:50accent I'm doing but I really it's a guy
07:52I see in my mind yeah you know what
07:54movie I saw the other day that like I'm
07:56like oh this could be the greatest movie
07:58ever made sexy
07:59Beast I've seen it so many times great
08:02movie right great movie and Sir um Ben
08:05Kingsley is exceptional in that movie
08:08you know what you know what movie he's
08:10so good in that scares me and is so sad
08:12the house of sand and fog oh yeah I saw
08:14that too incredible so dark it's
08:16beautiful great in the dictator but
08:18anyway I have a couple scenes with them
08:19but my point is
08:20um yeah just a little plug here's the
08:23deal you are very Hollywood I know the
08:24joke on this show is but you have so
08:26much more Hollywood stuff than me way
08:28more
08:29did I do a show the other night with
08:31Adam Sandler The Sandman yeah time did
08:33he ask about you no did he ask about you
08:36no did he ask about you yeah he made a
08:38joke about you what'd he say
08:41boy a Bobby up to that's a
08:45joke is that a is that a joke he said
08:49something yeah yeah yeah yeah did he
08:50really though I don't think he did yeah
08:51he why would he oh you guys are doing it
08:55good there's no way he want do yeah nice
08:58guy though what are we talking about oh
08:59yeah let's go back
09:01to oh yeah the um people in the movie so
09:04Charles I hung out with him all without
09:06him um I would have been so bored him
09:09and I went to Sushi together him and I
09:11you know would do things together but he
09:13you know the whole time I was like this
09:14guy's a very sexy black English guy yeah
09:17I really enjoy it he is a very sexy dude
09:19what's his last name bring up a photo so
09:20the fans can Swoon over him as well
09:23Charles what in charge bar Charles bar I
09:28for bar
09:29baroto or t to TU to padilly square get
09:35off walk around for a little vet no no
09:38that's not it is that some sort of
09:40English writer that's him where fourth
09:43picture fifth picture in right there
09:45that's him yeah look at how good looking
09:46that [Â __Â ] guy is Jesus Christ he's
09:50shakaz Zulu he's shakaz Zulu that's
09:52right he Shak I'm not saying that in a
09:53racist way but like no he's there
09:55they're doing a show they did a Showtime
09:57show about Shak julu right and he's
09:59shakaz Zulu say it right otherwise it
10:01does sound racist all right so let me
10:03just get that over again yeah go ahead
10:04so um he's he did a movie stop pointing
10:08at
10:09him more racist so anyway he's doing a
10:13Showtime show called Shaka Zulu uhhuh
10:15this is the problem with biopics and
10:17stuff yeah me and you Morgan Freeman who
10:20the [Â __Â ] could you and I play that's the
10:21problem oh my God I could play Kim
10:23Jong-un no you don't look like him even
10:27with a lot of makeup you don't have
10:28anything you don't have enough
10:29similarities him you just don't watch
10:31him smile watch he doesn't smile so
10:34you're already there it is
10:38now that's actually kind of close now
10:40that I see it again yeah um so I could
10:43get do that I could also do well let me
10:47say this if John Wayne can play him I
10:50can play him John Wayne did a great job
10:52genas Khan did a great job
10:55if looks like gask Khan but up John
10:59Wayne and gask Khan I don't think you're
11:01right
11:02dude he looks exactly like him okay so
11:05that d looks that's take a white dude on
11:07Halloween dude that doesn't look
11:09like you know he went to a really
11:12highend look at that dude trick or treat
11:15Pilgrim there's just no way dude now see
11:18what oh yeah go to the little thing with
11:20genas Khan on the the little statue yeah
11:23right there right there he looks exactly
11:26I you do he does look he looks exctly
11:28like him too let me try to do that
11:31though that's pretty good that's really
11:35good hello
11:38hello yeah so I I could play him I'd
11:41like to have sex with all of you ladies
11:43you know what you I'm D
11:45this katop by a pick [Â __Â ] you that's so
11:49[Â __Â ] annoying dude I knew you were
11:50going to go there something simple I
11:52love how angry you got I just don't know
11:54a lot of redheaded people in history
11:55there's so many okay
11:57Annie Little Orphan Annie I could play
12:00Ron Howard in his second in the second
12:02coming of his life oh Ron Howard that's
12:04right my bad or his daughter Bryce
12:06Dallas Howard I could play her but you
12:09could play that too I would I would
12:11absolutely love to do a male rendition
12:13of Annie with me with little curls in
12:15them dude absolutely love I wanted to do
12:17that too I would love to do that dude
12:19it's a imagine me all the same people AR
12:22but me it's a hot KN life you know me
12:25dancing around oh my god with your
12:27little Asian accent is a
12:30hard a hard life for us
12:36treated yeah maybe B
12:40away or maybe we were not
12:44nearby and I [Â __Â ] up the lyrics a little
12:47bit in the movie because that's what
12:48they would do and you know who would be
12:50uh what was the old [Â __Â ] Daddy Warbucks
12:53yeah you know who daddy warbook would be
12:55fancy V
12:57100% oh yeah you are bad little kids
13:00come over
13:03here yeah yeah look at him come here
13:05Annie give me the hug for the picture
13:08yeah yeah come on an get close to Daddy
13:12hbx that be amazing especially because
13:14daddy box yeah well what um who the who
13:18the what's her name the the the she was
13:21the orphanage
13:23lady who plays Hanan George that [Â __Â ]
13:26nerd yeah George Hanigan he would and he
13:29what's the song way I hate kids kids I
13:32hate them she sing a song right be him
13:35all the time running around cabinets you
13:38know so that look at her I think I would
13:40have I would have loved that orphanage I
13:42think you would have been I think she
13:43would have had an attraction to
13:45me you think cuz she gets drunk look at
13:47how drunk she is Miss Hanigan would have
13:48been all about the little Asian one yeah
13:50well I'm the only male right right and
13:53the and you're Asian toana your name is
13:56toana yeah toana shishi toan shishi to
14:01yeah and she's like get over here to
14:04shishi right come sit on Miss her's lap
14:08yeah and then I would probably make her
14:10go you you you like no no don't do it
14:15what don't do it do what don't do it I
14:18was going to say do you like Asian gummy
14:23bears and she's like what are you
14:25talking about right Ley favor
14:30okay right and she's go what let me try
14:33it right and then I'm going go outou
14:37okay uhuh why can't I do it I'm the
14:41kid yeah it's a kid and an adult yeah
14:43but she's just handan in the it's a
14:45scenario you're right how is that a bad
14:48thing now if I was Miss Hanigan I was
14:50saying that to a little person it's you
14:51know what it reminds me of reminds me
14:53when they do those like porno ads for
14:55like Peter and Lois Griffin online you
14:57ever seen that where they like animate
14:58May porn them it's insane Pete you know
15:01Pete's seen it
15:04yeah hey Andrew you know when you get
15:06cornered by that Aunt at a family
15:07gathering and you feel like you have to
15:09bend the truth you know the one who's
15:11asking like when are you going to get
15:12married I mean I'm already married why
15:14are you asking me how come you to go to
15:16college well because I'm stupid and for
15:18her it's not really about to listen it's
15:19not about listening or she's really
15:21there to judge you yeah while you have
15:23to grin and bear it with your family
15:25member you shouldn't feel like that when
15:26you're talking about your doctor that's
15:28right right that's right so enter Zach
15:30do that's right cuz Zach do is a free
15:32app and a website where you can search
15:34and compare highly rated in network
15:36doctors near you and instantly book
15:38appointments with them online yeah once
15:41you find the duck you want you can book
15:42them immediately and more no more
15:44waiting awkwardly on hold with a
15:46receptionist oh God and these doctors
15:48they have verified reviews okay it's not
15:50one of these like phony baloney throw it
15:53up Balon I don't like Bots actual real
15:56patience when I moved into the new
15:58neighborhood uh I needed a doctor cuz I
16:00didn't get to use my doctor anymore cuz
16:01he was far far away and uh usually it
16:04takes forever to find a new doctor but
16:06the typical wait time to see a doctor
16:07booked on Zach do is between 24 to 72
16:10hours it's that fast you can even score
16:12same day appointments if you're lucky go
16:13to Zach do.com badri and download the
16:16Zach do app for free then find and book
16:19top rated doctors today that's Zach do
16:21zo do.com badri
16:26do.com Shopify you know guy I call you
16:30guy yeah you call me guy you know we
16:31have an online business we use Shopify
16:33and it's the best okay Shopify what is
16:35it is the global Commerce platform that
16:38helps you sell at every stage of your
16:40business so basically uh we sell our
16:42merch uh using Shopify they help us get
16:45you those shirts that you love so very
16:46much the beanies the hoodies whatever
16:48we're pushing out um from the launch
16:50your online shop stage to the first real
16:53life store stage all the way to the did
16:55we just hit a million order stage
16:57Shopify is there is to help you grow I
16:59mean whe whether you're selling scented
17:01soaps or offering outdoor outfits
17:03Shopify helps you sell everywhere from
17:05their all-in-one e-commerce platform to
17:08their in-person POS system wherever and
17:11whatever you're selling Shopify has got
17:12you cover so we sell merch on this you
17:14can sell whatever I don't care if it's
17:16something that you make uh from your
17:18home or if it's something that you're a
17:20big Global platform you're selling
17:21little tiny pieces of another machine
17:24Shopify can help you do absolutely all
17:26that sign up for a $1 per month trial
17:29period at shopify.com badf friendsall
17:32lowercase that's go to shopify.com badri
17:36now to grow your business no matter what
17:38stage you're in shopify.com
17:41I want to bring up something detrimental
17:43to our family today it's an unfortunate
17:46event Andreas assaulted someone in
17:49public the other I heard about it there
17:51was a fist fight at where were you
17:53Chipotle your new name is Andrea
17:55Zimmerman oh and that lines up new name
17:58dude so what happed did explain what
18:01happened to Chipotle these two ladies
18:04got into a fist fight just in front of
18:05me and I were they out of barboa or
18:08something what was going on over there
18:10there was a door Dash bigger lady try
18:13sorry what do you mean I'm making fun of
18:15their Heritage what are you talking
18:17about like like strong what do you mean
18:19strong black people are strong now dude
18:22I didn't even say how did you know they
18:23were black right you say he assaulted a
18:26black person no I said he just got he
18:27assaulted someone at Chipotle no you
18:29said earlier black no I didn't is she
18:31black just no she was oh [Â __Â ] I don't
18:33know why that was in my head then my God
18:35that's why I said Zimmerman I know I
18:38know what's going on it was not a black
18:39person she was Mexican and you assaulted
18:42a Mexican I didn't assault anyone I was
18:45just top a fist fight and I just got
18:47punched in the face by he tried to break
18:48up two girls in a fist fight and one of
18:49them knocked the glasses off his little
18:51[Â __Â ] ass head how funny is that oh my
18:54God some Latino chick smoked this
18:56[Â __Â ] she could tell you were Spanish
18:59after you did yes wow yeah why did I
19:02think it was black I don't know I have
19:03no idea man need I need help I need help
19:06not type of person yeah he wouldn't do
19:07that yeah yeah so and you got punch and
19:10then did she say sorry no no he was
19:12trying to stop the fight and they were
19:14like get the [Â __Â ] out of here was it two
19:15Mexicans give me the description here
19:17the other one was black
19:20mhm not the one he hit but there we go
19:23though yeah I know okay yeah and who won
19:26the fight really the black one
19:29it was pretty even it was even oh really
19:31yeah the the black one was 19 which is
19:33crazy how do you know she said how old
19:35she was she said I'm 19 I'm 19 how did
19:38that come out cuz the other one was like
19:39a grown ass woman you know and she was
19:42just beating on this 19yearold and the
19:4419-year-old girl said I'm 19 yeah I'm 19
19:47wow were they arguing they're both
19:49Postmates drivers no what was a worker a
19:52Chipotle and the other one was a
19:53postmate dver Oh wait what you didn't
19:55say that so A woman that worked at
19:56Chipotle yeah she was even the let me
19:59guess the Mexican work the Poo no wow
20:02the tables of turn wow the drama this
20:05girl is just cleaning the you know the
20:07glass and then this posme person like
20:09it's like Bridgton you know what I mean
20:11you're
20:11like you know white people oh the white
20:15people aren't going to play in this
20:16movie you know what I mean yeah so yeah
20:19this is kind of nice to see there was a
20:20black girl a Mexican girl and a Spanish
20:22guy no whites involved in this crime
20:24right finally yeah I feel good about
20:27this mhm so wait she's cleaning the
20:29glass the other person like you know
20:31just walks and like hits her as she she
20:33just hit her
20:35yeah and then there was a lot of like
20:38slurt that's interesting dude wait a
20:40minute but but she just punched her and
20:42started calling her the NW for no reason
20:44no so she brushed against her the other
20:46guy said hey excuse me and then she went
20:49bks wow punching and and scratching her
20:52who said the n-w the black girl or the
20:53Mexican girl the black girl called the
20:55Mexican girl the n- word yes oh that's
20:57kind of wow they balance little balance
20:59no this is the equality that we
21:01wanted yeah this is equity and inclusion
21:04everyone gets to be a racial slur were
21:06there other people around yes okay so
21:08I'm going to say something where you
21:09[Â __Â ] up oh okay no one else stopped it
21:13by the way no one else do you why do you
21:14know why they didn't stop it I'm not
21:16getting in the middle of that fight no
21:17they want to watch it I know it's a free
21:20fight free fight you don't stop a free
21:23fight here at pay-per-view at Chipotle
21:25we're watching two girls go at it yeah
21:27yeah yeah
21:28so you don't stop what what Pete any of
21:31them hot no no they Pete pervert Pete
21:34sliding in sliding in dude hey were any
21:36of them
21:37hot hey was did you happen to jerk off
21:40to it later Onre I that was relevant
21:44don't you love street fights I love it
21:45but let me tell you something Pete hot
21:47women rarely are fighting and if they
21:50are it's not at a Chipotle yeah okay
21:53like coella or something yeah exactly
21:54they're fight fighting over VIP
21:56wristbands okay okay okay my boyfriend's
21:59back there yeah yeah yeah I sucked his
22:01dick first yeah look we can all suck
22:04whiz Khalifa's dick just get in
22:07line and when do they when do they stop
22:09playing when post Malong gets on stage
22:11mhm that's when they stop fighting have
22:13you been to CH COA Co I went let me say
22:16it right yeah I got it ever been to
22:18Coachella very good thank you I went to
22:22like the fourth whatever that was early
22:24on years and years and years ago when I
22:26worked in the music industry and I was
22:28doing desk work and they got us tickets
22:29in back they got us VIP who was playing
22:33D
22:35remember I love him he's good the [Â __Â ]
22:39he good yeah I mean second album was the
22:42best it was probably the best album he's
22:44ever made yeah yeah uh who was playing
22:46who was playing who was playing who was
22:48playing I want to say the closing night
22:52was The Killers oh wow I love that I
22:54think so I think that's right do the
22:56killers Coachella I think that's who it
22:57was was I've had one nightmare
22:59experience what at a CO at a Coachella
23:02yeah I didn't actually go inside what
23:03year was that what what year was this
23:06it's probably three or four years before
23:08right before the pandemic click on the
23:09image of the Coachella
23:12image do you remember when I did this
23:14can I just tell you what I okay 2009
23:172009 that sounds about right so Kila wow
23:20it was a long time ago goz can you get
23:23us Coachella cuz I know CA
23:25reps people from the festival and they
23:28they have connections so I call C is
23:31there any you guys get fing backstage
23:34and Matt was just like I mean you're
23:35going to have to pay
23:37some we'll give you a deal but we don't
23:39just give out free you know what I mean
23:41yeah they do they absolutely do they do
23:44100% so I paid for no reason uh yep okay
23:48so anyway paid you're Bobby Lee I know
23:50they can't get Bobby Lee a couple of
23:51[Â __Â ] tickets yeah but no they wanted
23:53backstage VIP everything I think there
23:55was who do you think they give those to
23:57Brad Pit Bobby Brad Pit's not [Â __Â ]
24:00going over there yeah he's not going
24:01he's too busy they give him to guys like
24:03Bobby Lee see list celebrities that's
24:05exactly who VIP I know
24:08that's and when he says that dude and
24:10when he says that there's no shame on my
24:12part that's who we are we're cess
24:15celebrities that's who VIP tickets are
24:17for B listers don't want them cuz
24:19they're they're a little above it and
24:21a-listers me Andrew ver Troyer that
24:24little guy from Webster you know what I
24:25mean we're all back there dude me and
24:26you and little people that's little
24:28people oh yeah so anyway I I paid the
24:31thousands of dollars right and then the
24:34day uh CL Mak some phone calls and she
24:36go cuz I'm not going and she she comes
24:39to me and she goes you have to go your
24:42name is on the thing or whatever your
24:43name is at the whe call and they won't
24:45give it I go you think I'm going to
24:47drive 2 hours 3 hours into the desert at
24:50least with traffic with traffic and they
24:53please so now I'm on the [Â __Â ] 10
24:57driving drove all the way over there
24:59went to The Wil Hall got the tickets
25:02drove back dude the power of [Â __Â ]
25:05compels you is that is that in Lord of
25:07the Rings they should put that in the
25:10it's in the Bible I think it's in
25:11Corinthians is in Corinthians power of
25:14[Â __Â ] compels power the power of
25:17[Â __Â ] it does compel you you drove to
25:21the desert if I was bleeding out right
25:24no no no desert you're dead yeah see
25:26there it is I don't even know I don't
25:28even hear their scenario you're dead the
25:30power of [Â __Â ] compels you the power of
25:33[Â __Â ] compels you the power okay it's
25:34amazing oh done drive to the desert to
25:37turn around and drive
25:39back well it was also Jesus money
25:42compelled me because I'm like oh I'll
25:43lose all the money that I paid like if
25:46it was free you don't care it was more
25:48about that poster you're right yeah cut
25:51it out the things I've done for it it's
25:52like I'll get you like as a kid remember
25:55I beg my mom cuzz this guy um our Kimo
25:58was wearing drar drar Noir yeah I
26:01smelled him he bullied me that guy yeah
26:04anyway I'd go where is he now I have no
26:07idea yeah
26:08exactly thank you we took care of it
26:11thank he he died he died I remember
26:13going mom can we get get get your car
26:16she puppy you don't you smell fight you
26:18know I mean but I went and got it anyway
26:21right and then 2 years later cuz I know
26:24ladies like it mommy can I get cool
26:26water cool water DAV off I dat it off
26:28right I went and got cool water you wear
26:30a little curve for men do you ever we
26:32yes every time a new one came out yeah
26:35and then even even my 20 I was 25 I
26:37would call my mom mommy could I get
26:39whatever I might be abber cromi Woods I
26:42used to wear that wow Polo I wore Polo
26:45sport yeah and then it and then it got
26:47funky the smells like you know M santel
26:4933 yeah you don't like it yeah what did
26:53you start wearing fancy what did the
26:55kids wear in Spain I think B was a big
26:58one polo yeah yeah Polo what are the but
27:01that's cuz you're rich is that why do
27:02rich kids wear Polo over there I no I
27:05don't what are the Pok kids wear over
27:07there dirt nothing Essence yeah Pete
27:11what did you what did you smell like as
27:13cool water you're a cool water water man
27:15huh what do you wear now Pete nothing
27:18yeah you have children if anyone wants
27:20to give me a gift get me um Golden Goose
27:23the tennis shoes I like has a smell
27:25called vanice and they're always sold
27:26out of it it's smells so good give me a
27:28bottle well I'll tell you what we tried
27:30to buy you yesterday but it's sold out
27:31and I'm [Â __Â ] pissed about it I tried
27:33really hard you know I know what it is
27:37what no the Apple glasses no they're
27:40they're available Dam no we can get them
27:42no we tried to buy you the Trump shoes I
27:44tried super hard I actually went offline
27:46and tried to get them the gold ones I I
27:48I was thinking about getting one I
27:49wanted you to get them they're sold out
27:51they're [Â __Â ] I think be worth
27:52something later they're they're worth
27:54something now I know no but I did 45 My
27:56Guy Look at that
27:58Trump promoted $400 sneakers after 4
28:01$450 million penalty in fraud case hey
28:05man you got to make it back somehow and
28:07did it um sold out well he only made a
28:10thousand pairs of the gold ones and then
28:12the other ones are now go to Trump
28:14sneakers.com I think is what the website
28:16is or whatever can you get me some I
28:18tried oh size n I'm trying to get you
28:21some Trump sneakers if any fans out
28:22there have the plug for the T for the te
28:25sneaks we're looking for them big time
28:27dude get Trump sneakers or something
28:30like that is the get Trump sneakers or
28:32some [Â __Â ] I mean it's just they're so
28:35cool looking even those digital cars he
28:37was selling them a couple years ago I
28:38was like I should have got some of those
28:40I know what are we thinking look at that
28:42sold out official president Trump
28:45sneakers sold the [Â __Â ] out man damn dude
28:48damn dude was a 400 times a thousand
28:53it's not a lot of money not a lot of
28:54money for him I mean it's just yeah
28:57that's they're called Never Surrender
28:58high
28:59tops wow so dope so dope dude somebody
29:02called them Insurrection Els that's yeah
29:06ins those are pretty dope dude yeah they
29:08look like Air Jordan Ones they look like
29:09the ones wow anyway I mean you I mean
29:13honestly dude this guy you you can hate
29:18him you can hate him you can hate him
29:19you can hate him I don't you can you
29:21hate him I don't hate him I don't know
29:23him I don't know him either so how can
29:25you hate him people hate him but those
29:27are Sho those are great shoes yeah those
29:29are great shoes man
29:31also I don't hate them as much what do
29:34you
29:35mean well there was a time in my life
29:38where I wanted him dead why not dead but
29:42I just he bothered me you know right and
29:45then you realize that's a bad way to
29:46think about yeah about people and then
29:48um but in the last couple of years I've
29:51grown to kind of like w you have to okay
29:55so I know I know I know like so you ask
30:00your question why do people like him and
30:03then when you dive into why that's just
30:06the and then you kind of you can latch
30:08on to some of those ideas yeah and then
30:11change your perception a little bit he I
30:13don't want to get into it because I
30:14don't want to get cancelled but you know
30:16well you're not going to you can you're
30:17allowed to have an opinion yeah but he
30:19doesn't you know Biden doesn't really um
30:23I like him
30:26too
30:27you know didn't believe that for a
30:29second yeah yeah I like him
30:31too you know what I did this morning de
30:35on yeah oh man you know Trump wants to
30:39come on our show show them the clip do
30:42we have that
30:43clip I can s this wait send it to Pete
30:47honest honest question Trump actually
30:49said he'd come on our show we have a
30:50clip of it do you have it Onre I have it
30:53but for real let me ask you something
30:54and let be give me the real answer if he
30:57want wanted to yes you would do it what
31:00would I have Trump on our
31:02podcast yeah do I want a billion doll
31:04deal from somebody I want to be Joe
31:07Rogan and get $250 million deal yeah
31:09because Joe didn't get Trump yet right I
31:12don't think he's been on the show but
31:14look at this I think he's funny um a
31:17very funny [Â __Â ] and I know funny
31:20people say I am one of the funniest but
31:21he's funny too and if they ask me I
31:23would do their podcast show bad friends
31:26I think it's called
31:27why not wow look at that funny China you
31:31can call me China man yeah he bet you
31:33better believe he
31:36can I of course I'd have him on the show
31:38you know how much fun we would have with
31:40that guy on the show I'm going to throw
31:41you some names say yes or no sure OJ
31:43Simpson of course you would of course I
31:46mean I would make sure we we remove
31:48Rudy's knives from the
31:51studio yeah you're right I stumbled on
31:53that joke but I got it that was reallyy
31:54good really good joke thank you who else
31:57so um oh Bill
32:01Cosby I don't think so there's a lot of
32:03open beverages in the studio I wouldn't
32:05drink anything I wouldn't no I don't
32:07think I'd want him around oh you
32:08wouldn't want him he's so [Â __Â ] creepy
32:10he's creepy he creeps the [Â __Â ] out of me
32:12all right good I'm just throwing names
32:13out Woody
32:14Allen
32:15um I don't know dude you do look like a
32:18little Asian girl I'm a little scared of
32:19that yeah that's more of a threat for me
32:21why no I know I'll just say I'll just
32:23put the pigtails on
32:25B I think I would spread my little legs
32:28open love
32:29it we cut a hole in the desk yeah just
32:32staring and drooling at your legs so so
32:35no woody no no OJ Kevin spy no yes to OJ
32:39oh yes OJ I think I said no to everybody
32:41OJ no woody no no bill yeah um I said no
32:45to everybody except Trump so far yeah
32:48what can I just throw somewhere what did
32:49you just say what who did you just
32:52say who Kevin Spacey Kevin
32:56spacy
32:59great actor oh you [Â __Â ] you would no
33:02[Â __Â ] dude say that dude yeah um I mean I
33:06I think the only reason I would be
33:09hesitant towards it is because of the
33:11amount of young men in here like Mone
33:13that are on the oh right right you know
33:15what I mean this kind of feels like a
33:17bar yeah yeah you know what I mean
33:19there's drinks in my office and Spacey
33:21sees mcon in his little haircut oh right
33:23well we okay yeah like young man help
33:26help me get miked up for the show yeah
33:29yeah I see M's like no the microphones
33:30are actually on the desk we don't do cat
33:32he's like I'd like a Laval mic yeah yeah
33:35why don't you tape one to my chest young
33:37man
33:40Putin no because I don't want to pay for
33:42a translator oh that's right you know we
33:44got to have some other guy who's not
33:45really that's my biggest beef with
33:47someone foreign would be tough what if
33:48they're [Â __Â ]
33:50lying oh through their language don't
33:52you see that all the time and the
33:53translator says something I'm like
33:55that's probably not no no no they get
33:56their we get our own translator oh
33:59that's cool right so then he's lying
34:02wait what what is the accent he's that's
34:04my Russian you know what our translator
34:05is going to be lying no we'll get that's
34:07English what we'll get our English
34:08translator yeah
34:11lying yeah oh that Po's lying through
34:14his teeth
34:15interesting but all on toast but all of
34:18those I mentioned would would would be
34:19interesting they would blow our [Â __Â ] up
34:21though but in a bad way you know who we
34:23won on the show is Gypsy Rose iied I so
34:26I went to my didn't we ask to get her on
34:28the show and she said no this [Â __Â ]
34:30sucks and I said that I said it on um I
34:32went I direct messag her on Instagram
34:34[Â __Â ] ghosted me wow but she did she
34:37leave you on scene or she didn't even
34:39she didn't even look at it damn yeah
34:40yeah I want Gypsy Rose man What's this
34:43called again what's it called when you
34:44do that to to somebody when you capture
34:46that what her mother did was
34:49called mun syndrome that's what Eminem
34:52claimed he had with his mother right wow
34:54isn't that true remember that he used to
34:55talk about that in that
34:59photo she looks like she could be
35:01related to you I know but she lookes a
35:03little hot she looks a little hot photo
35:06well it's okay to say that she's an of
35:08age adult right how old is Gypsy Rose
35:10you're saying it like it's not allowed
35:12to be said or something no I didn't no I
35:14isn't she 302 she's a grownup I know
35:17yeah so she well why' you whisper it why
35:19are you embarrassed about because you
35:21know it when when you saw the
35:22documentary you would never dream would
35:25you that like well when she grows up you
35:28well cuz they shave her head and all
35:29that [Â __Â ] and give her those glasses
35:31yeah I mean she looks you know not I'm
35:34going to get in trouble let's move on
35:37but I I know what you're saying she it
35:40she um she grew up she looks like a
35:44grownup now why can't we say that that
35:46she looks hot well it's not you allowed
35:48to say she looks hot now she's 32 year
35:49old she's a [Â __Â ] woman I know you can
35:52say she looks good give me another photo
35:54because I that one I don't
35:55trust
35:57yeah yeah well she's already married
36:00right isn't that her husband that guy in
36:01the blue the big blue shirt oh really
36:04yeah wait she married that
36:07guy yeah and he's got Munch Housen
36:15syndrome he has it too it's a cyclical
36:19thing it's a different she married into
36:21it she well yeah yeah yeah he's got
36:24Munch
36:25housing oh
36:27munchkin
36:29oh what's that
36:33y yeah he's a
36:36foodie that's a f that's a joke sorry
36:39that munch I got it now Jesus dude can I
36:44how the whole [Â __Â ] Studio got it I
36:46know I don't know
36:47why but I just got the joke very funny I
36:51thank you yeah yeah I'm trying why did
36:52it take me so long to get that
36:54joke Robin Hood you know that even if
36:57you have a 401k for retirement you can
36:59still have an IRA oh Robin Hood has the
37:02only Ira that gives you a 3% boost on
37:04every dollar you contribute when you
37:05subscribe to Robin Hood gold but get
37:07this now through April 30th Robin Hood
37:09is even boosting every single dollar you
37:11transfer in from other retirement
37:14accounts with a 3% match that's right no
37:17cap on the 3% match Robin Hood gold gets
37:19you the most for your retirement thanks
37:20to their Ira with a 3% match this offer
37:22is good through April 30th get started
37:24at robinhood.com Boost subscription fees
37:26apply and now for some legal info claim
37:29as of q1 2024 validated by radius Global
37:31Market Research investing involves risk
37:34including loss limitations applied to
37:35IRAs and 401ks 3% match requires Robin
37:38Hood gold for one year from the date of
37:40first 3% match must keep Robin Hood Ira
37:43for 5 years the 3% matching on transfers
37:45is subject to specific terms and
37:46conditions Robin Hood Ira available to
37:48us customers in good standing Robinhood
37:51Financial LLC member sic is a registered
37:54broker dealer liquid de liquid to is my
37:57favorite water I love it wow it is
38:00actually just delicious water uh and it
38:02comes in these tall booy cans which I
38:03love so very much I've been drinking
38:04this Jazz for so long I'm happy that
38:06they're a sponsor mango is my favorite
38:08flavor keep sing that mango to me baby
38:10but they also have sparkling uh they
38:12have still they have this armless Palmer
38:15this is iced tea and agave with vitamins
38:17my favorite is the water flavored water
38:19you like the water flavored water it's
38:20the best kind I I also like it uh
38:22because uh there's a very very very very
38:24low amount of sugar in some of the
38:26flavor flored ones and it's uh a great
38:28alternative to drinking soda pop you can
38:30get free shipping liquid desk Mountain
38:32Water flavored sparkling and iced tea
38:34eight packs with Amazon Prime or grab a
38:36can or a case at your local 7-Eleven
38:38Target Walmart Whole Foods or on
38:39instacart go to liquid.com friends to
38:43check out all their healthy infinitely
38:44recyclable Beverages and find your
38:46closest
38:50retailer that's liquid.com badri
38:53liquid.com
38:55bfri something about today is is uh you
38:58know what it is I know what it is I know
38:59what it is the rain [Â __Â ] up your sleep
39:01last night didn't it yeah it was too
39:03much I know was it too much last night
39:06100% you know why I have this fear cuz
39:08everyone does people that don't know at
39:10home the roofs here in Los Angeles are
39:12made of paper mâché yeah yeah [ __ ]
39:14I'm afraid they're going to fall in
39:15because they're not made well the first
39:17year that we moved into this [Â __Â ]
39:18shitty house our roof leaked the first
39:20[Â __Â ] year we moved in the [Â __Â ]
39:22living room collapsed wow yeah it sucked
39:24dude it it was like un but here's what
39:26get that you don't get
39:29nuts yeah I'm not a big fan of nuts no
39:31no no what do you mean I have these
39:33trees oh you sh it's sheds yeah with
39:35these gigantic I don't know what they
39:37are big beautiful nuts nuts right Brown
39:39nuts big beautiful brown nut oh black
39:42black nuts nuts so this tree is like I'm
39:45I'm going [Â __Â ] all these big black nuts
39:47it
39:49raining it raining dog big beautiful
39:52black nuts fall on your roof so not only
39:54do I get the hard rain but I get
39:58like this kind of right and it it just
40:01it's it's does it [Â __Â ] with the animals
40:04yeah yeah my dog hates when Falls from
40:06we have a tree above our house and when
40:08it sheds she's always like the [Â __Â ] is
40:10that like a branch will just hit the
40:12roof and then she sneaks under the bed
40:14and she's bummed the rest of the day and
40:15I had a flooding remember I spent like
40:18$10,000 on getting yeah in in the upper
40:21hard wooden floors because of the
40:22balcony I have a gigantic balcony and
40:25it's and it floods
40:27into my [Â __Â ] thing right so every 5
40:29hours I go out there and to see if it's
40:32like because I I've cleared the filter
40:34MH the drainage I mean but it's like I
40:36just get paranoid cuz I don't want to
40:38spend that much money it's insane any
40:40kind of flooding with hardwood and
40:42Floors is a nightmare probably with rugs
40:44as well you're also in the Hills so you
40:46could slide down I think about you all
40:48the time what if you SL what if your
40:49house starts to slide I'm not on the
40:51Hills man come on when you say that
40:54makes me S what I'm not Hill you're in
40:56the Hills you're a Hills guy I'm a flat
40:58I'm in the flats you're in the Hills
41:00it's I'm but you're 52 I'm 40 you're
41:03more successful than me I belong down
41:05with the people you're so much more
41:06success you're above the other day I
41:08went we were at The Comedy
41:10Store remember that whole cord of people
41:13went Andrew and they hugged you and I
41:15walked by that was their that was that
41:18was her cousin and and no that's what
41:21reality is reality is you're a
41:24beetle I just see this and you're Beach
41:26Boy it it no you're Brian
41:29Wilson no I'm and I'm
41:32Ringo okay that makes perfect sense yeah
41:35Ringo Star more famous no huh he's more
41:37famous Ringo than Brian Wilson yeah if
41:40you saw Brian Wilson walking the street
41:41and Ringo Star who would you be able to
41:43I'd go up to Brian Wilson yeah but most
41:45people don't know what Brian Wilson
41:46looks like they know what Ringo looks
41:48like yeah but that's only because of the
41:50publication but Brian Wilson that's not
41:51it's Tit for Tat I don't know what we're
41:53doing right now look at him yeah can you
41:55imagine that guy laid in bed for how
41:57many years was it he just laid in a bed
41:59yeah remember when he was like had a
42:00goreaphobia or whatever couldn't leave
42:02the house he's still alive right you
42:03know I don't know this is what's bad
42:05about this show because we're going to
42:06talk about it he's going to die in a
42:07month oh that's right we do this all the
42:09[Â __Â ] time and I hope how old is he 81
42:11years old he's
42:1381 still alive [Â __Â ] what it's close
42:17we're going to do it we're going to do
42:19it I guarantee you he's going to pass
42:20soon we just did it [Â __Â ] whenever we do
42:23how many months though let's make a
42:24betat all right um let's make a bet I'm
42:26going to
42:27go I'm going to go
42:30three oh my God why are we doing this I
42:33don't want him to pass away I don't want
42:34him to August August okay I get August
42:37in August he's gone and God bless you
42:38you what a talented man let's just do a
42:41[Â __Â ] uh a death PCT right right now a
42:44death pole no a death pact is when we
42:46both do it
42:48right we got to get rid of this Voodoo
42:51well you know what we should do is you
42:52we got to do a seance right now you know
42:54what Paulie's trying to get me to do is
42:55iasa with him Paulie's doing big iasa
42:57trips
42:58now bro last night he comes up to
43:02me Paulie yeah he goes dude I just the
43:07iasa was like all right fine right and
43:10then he started taking his hands and
43:13twisting my nipples and he wouldn't let
43:15go that's what they do after iasa so
43:18that's what happens it's one of those
43:19effects that's how you that's how you
43:21really tune in to God they twist your
43:23titties and but it hurts so bad oh yeah
43:26he doesn't assault you huh he gives me
43:28big tight hugs oh he does m but I'm also
43:32bigger than you guys do you know what I
43:33mean like it's hard for you a little guy
43:35hard to assault a bigger guy but since
43:37he was raised with Asians yeah he was
43:39raised by Asians by Asians whenever he
43:42sees me he gets so excited and and I
43:45have this like flight or fight kind of
43:47response but I let him do it so funny to
43:50hear you say that what FAL fright
43:53because it's almost like a perfect
43:54non-asian phrase
43:56almost fright or fright what is sorry
43:59fight or fright almost fight or
44:02fright did I say it that way it's like
44:04you own a haunted house fright oright
44:06come in tonight for fright or
44:09fright really you're going to be scared
44:11or get in a fish
44:13fight fish FES will be broken you are on
44:16today dude you know what you're on an
44:18accent kick today dude I don't know why
44:20yeah you're on a rhythm dude you know
44:21why in the rain rings out my accents
44:23what's amazing also this morning on the
44:25radio on the uh I heard a preview for
44:29some guy's new show that's where the
44:30British thing came from and it sounded
44:32so funny it made me laugh
44:34he's it was so thick it just made me
44:37laugh what got in my mind once it sinks
44:39in MA did you say
44:41ma I said now you why I said what is it
44:45wow I said wow you said ma wow wow do
44:48they say that over there do they say ma
44:49instead of wow mow oh mow and then some
44:53guy comes out of the Hut
44:54me
44:57not you ma um yeah I don't know I I I
45:00thought I said uh wow but it's okay yeah
45:03I I think you're reading anything with
45:04me like I think I said fight or fright
45:06pretty good but you're like fight or
45:09fright it's fight or flight flight or
45:12flight oh fight or oh that's why yeah
45:14dude fight or flight I'm not making fun
45:17of you oh you were you I [Â __Â ] it up oh
45:19[Â __Â ] I am I am Asian oh [Â __Â ] you're
45:23right I said fight or fright yeah
45:26supposed to be flight flight yeah But I
45:27mistake all right you're right oh [Â __Â ]
45:30and maybe I did say ma which oh
45:34my oh my God I got to wear this oh my
45:37God I got to wear this I think my beanie
45:39I need beanies which is interesting yeah
45:42that you messed up fight or flight
45:43because you always flight you never
45:46fight you hate confrontation you much
45:49rather flight I've been setting up I
45:51know I've been setting boundaries tell
45:53me a boundary you've made recently I
45:55just you when people used to come talk
45:57to me in a certain way you know and I
45:58usually absorb it like you know people
46:00that we know friends of ours yeah comics
46:02and stuff you know what I mean I go hey
46:03man I don't like when people talk to me
46:04like that oh I like this like people are
46:06disrespecting you as yeah like who's
46:08disrespected you
46:10recently
46:13you first of all I'm your best friend I
46:15know but I did I I tried to set a
46:17boundary with you we have boundaries we
46:19have very I I don't want I don't want to
46:21bring up anything but I'm just saying
46:22that I said something and that and I
46:24remember saying it going I'm glad I said
46:26what did you say no I don't want to get
46:27it what did you
46:30say I don't want I you're the one that
46:34wait you're the one this is a trick dude
46:37what did you say all right let's all
46:39right
46:40so sometimes when you make fun of tiger
46:42belly MH it makes me mad a little bit
46:45okay so I go hey come on man don't talk
46:48about that like that okay and then you
46:50kind of went okay and I respect that
46:52yeah yeah and I and I don't and then you
46:54did it like two times after that but but
46:55but and I'll never do it again but my
46:57point is that that's comedian Instinct
46:58Instinct right right because you know
47:00how my heart where my heart Li I know
47:02first of all let's clear the air yeah I
47:04have a hard time telling you anything
47:06you know how much I love wait about what
47:07about tiger belly stuff no just in
47:09general like I don't want to like you
47:10call me every day I know we do I know
47:12can I just let's just get this out of
47:13the way then all right why you laughing
47:15okay let's do it all right it's it's
47:17because I love you so much and because I
47:19love this podcast and I love what we
47:22have going here yeah that a lot of times
47:25I um
47:26um I go I shouldn't say that because I
47:29don't want to get a fight or this and
47:30that so I absorb it because I don't want
47:33to ruffle any feathers I I don't I want
47:35it to be smooth you can tell and I feel
47:37like Simon and Garf funcle there was one
47:39point where they got in a fight and all
47:42of a sudden it was over right and I we
47:44would never you and I never fight in
47:45that way but I'm just saying that you
47:48know I get um a little bit
47:52more scared when it comes to um any kind
47:55of confrontation with
47:58you I said it yeah but you can tell me
48:02anything I know and I've never not been
48:04supportive of you in our whole
48:07friendship GTO but so I'm saying that's
48:10not what I'm saying so what is it that
48:11you can what I'm ditto that's not what
48:13I'm the tiger belly stuff is a Crux of
48:15it big
48:16time it's not even that you do it as a
48:18joke but it's like sometimes I just feel
48:20like uh that's fine I don't want and you
48:22you you haven't done it since then
48:23that's fine and you know how much I love
48:24kalila I understand that like you ask me
48:29I just hate Gilbert I know Gilbert sucks
48:32I'm kidding but I mean there's just you
48:34know mean Jesus but with you is the
48:36hardest because I don't want to ruffle
48:38any feathers but when I said that I was
48:40just like I'm glad I said that you I'm
48:42glad you said right so what I'm saying
48:43is that but in in the world comedy world
48:46and also I'm not like not as like scared
48:48to like say things to people like you
48:51know lately you've been letting go well
48:54like the Matt r the other last night
48:56what happened you left yeah you did a
48:59show yeah and then it went up Liza then
49:02Matt R comes in right and then um
49:06somebody was trying to get m r to go up
49:08before me to bump you to bump me which
49:10is fine but I I remember saying no like
49:14yeah I think Josh Adam Myers goes hey
49:17dude that R kind of good no he goes I'm
49:20not going to do that to you yeah right
49:22and I go okay thank you but then when
49:24Matt was there I was just like you know
49:26walk up to Mt I go you want to go before
49:27me he goes I mean I have another spot I
49:30go I could go ahead when that happens
49:32it's fine it's my decision you mean
49:35sometimes you're at a club and they go
49:37um yo
49:39um T William I'm just made up a name
49:42wants to go before you and he's going to
49:44go up before you and then they tell you
49:45what's going to happen I don't like that
49:48right so now I can go no I can go no or
49:50I can go make my own decision I'll
49:52decide yeah yeah did Matt was on the
49:55lineup was he on he was on the lineup
49:56now so he was a Popin yeah and then he
49:58also had another spot
50:00yeah what do you
50:02mean don't do he doesn't get to do it no
50:07here's the deal yeah this is an
50:09incorrect move oh my God comedy is chess
50:12this is a bad move it's not a bad move
50:14what are you talking about I I love that
50:17it doesn't matter here's why I love I
50:18like the kid too it doesn't matter my my
50:20point I'm making is if you had another
50:23spot then you don't do a uh uh slide
50:26into a what another show if you have
50:28another time constraint I think he lied
50:31oh well that's even worse cuz in my head
50:32I'm like what spot do you have it's 11:
50:34at night well then that's even worse but
50:36I don't know I don't know so no so then
50:37what we're saying is that's even worse
50:40then you should say I'll go whenever
50:41you've never done that I've lied I've
50:43said to people oh no I got two spots I
50:45got to go up right now I've never lied
50:47about having another spot if I'm bumping
50:49in on a show I'm not even I've never
50:50bumped in on a show so case in point
50:53this is literally the point I'm making
50:54if you're going to bump in on a show you
50:55can't have another engagement that
50:57doesn't make sense you slide in on a
50:59spot like Chappelle does it all right
51:01listen I I'm doing a Learning lesson for
51:04people I'm a learner you're learning
51:06right I'm a learner dude you and I just
51:08don't bump we don't slide in fact how
51:10guilty did I feel the other night there
51:11was miscommunication on the show that we
51:13were both on you literally said you're
51:15not oh that was [Â __Â ] what you did
51:17what was
51:19[Â __Â ] that's another boundary I'm
51:21going to set here we go right boundary
51:23time okay oh do this no what's the
51:26boundary don't you raise your voice [Â __Â ]
51:30you you raise your voice now he's scared
51:33now he cannot put the boundary up no I'm
51:35going to put the boundary down man see
51:36he's up what you did was sabotage how
51:38did I sabotage don't do that with your
51:41little eyes your little Chicago Italian
51:43eyes let's not go let's not talk about
51:45little [Â __Â ] eyes here all right all
51:48right you know but you do this little
51:49thing hey hey grass house gr don't don't
51:53throw stones at a grass house all right
51:54F fright F Fray okay
51:57so so Friday night you were on the
51:59lineup and I had to cancel stop let me
52:02can I
52:03tell you know I hate when you do that
52:05too when you roll your eyes because you
52:08talking about it like you know you
52:09didn't know what happened you Wen there
52:11oh my God Friday night go ahead I just
52:13roll my eyes to you see
52:15it it's hard do with my head it's harder
52:17to see when you do it yeah so um [Â __Â ]
52:20you dude let me say something okay I I'm
52:23I'm fine with your sabotage your little
52:25Antics right oh god dude I'm I just said
52:29I I love you imens I didn't sabotage I'm
52:31fine with it dude I had to cancel on
52:33Friday what happened on Saturday let me
52:35tell the story man you tell my story all
52:36right so Friday I'm at The Comedy Store
52:39right and they I oh Andrew is going to
52:42be here this is great and then somebody
52:44came up to me Andrew canceled Friday
52:46night Friday night yeah Friday night I
52:48don't care what the excuse is you have
52:49every right to uh even if you didn't
52:51feel like doing it you have every right
52:52to cancel okay okay so s Saturday night
52:55you're not on the lineup all right you
52:58only canceled Friday night yeah they
53:00canceled Saturday on accident they don't
53:03do that they did okay anyway do you want
53:05proof of it I'll call Emily right now no
53:08no no stop do you want me to call her no
53:09yeah because you'll be wrong so they did
53:11let me call Emily go
53:14ahead yeah it was an accident she
53:16thought I was canceling both spots but
53:18she can't but I was only supposed to
53:19cancel Friday yeah yeah anyway but okay
53:22even if you're not now late they took
53:24you off the line up which they did yeah
53:27how would I know exactly yeah but how do
53:30you know what time you had what do you
53:32mean you went up before me oh this is
53:33exactly how I know because the booker
53:35said I slid in MA in your spot because
53:37you weren't there I thought you weren't
53:39there so boom boom [Â __Â ] you [Â __Â ]
53:44you how's that
53:45boundary I always get this random number
53:48from Road Island pick it up pick it up
53:50pick it up pick it up
53:52yeah
53:54hello
53:56[Music]
53:57hello Robert
54:00who oh yes hi Robert actually this is
54:03Lee and this call will be super quick
54:06because it may not apply to you what the
54:08[Â __Â ] is it we're calling
54:12you hello Robert can you hear me yeah
54:18[Â __Â ] that's how you do it that's how you
54:20handle it for everybody at home that's
54:23how you handle one of those calls
54:27belligerent you don't do that that was
54:29so good [Â __Â ] yeah [Â __Â ] you come [Â __Â ] I
54:31never pick it up yeah you got to come
54:32[Â __Â ] yeah [Â __Â ] and he just hung up
54:34scared Robert yeah yeah [Â __Â ]
54:38yeah anyway Emily and that'll teach him
54:41a lesson yeah no don't call her she'll
54:44panic she will yeah dude she's she'll
54:46freak out she slid in M for me um and
54:51then I got there and I was like oh I
54:53have a guest I have a guest here to see
54:57I have two I had two guests to see me my
54:58buddy Jake Lacy phenomenal actor who was
55:00in town doing the People's Choice Awards
55:02who did I'm dying up here with me who
55:04who was up for an Emmy for [Â __Â ] uh
55:06White Lotus um who's on a new amazing
55:09film and then Mark reier came to see
55:11both of us sure okay and Mark can I ask
55:14can I say something what you did yeah
55:16I'm glad you brought this up because now
55:17it's bringing me another thing that what
55:19did I
55:20do after your set you took all those
55:22guys out of the room what s what are you
55:25talking about when I got off stage all
55:27your fancy friends were not in their
55:29seats and they had not seen my
55:32set how what how do I have what do I
55:34have to do with that you after you're
55:36set I this is what I believe you did hey
55:38guys let's go out in the patio and party
55:40oh you know me I'm a big patio Party Guy
55:42no but let's go talk or something I go
55:44home every time after my set I leave
55:46interesting because when I went to the
55:47parking lot you were still there with
55:49whom Polly yeah he cornered me
55:54okay
55:58this is our lives yeah this is what we
56:00think about we we have nothing we we
56:04have nothing better to do you know what
56:05I mean than all right can I give you
56:06something let's move on all right I got
56:08dry needled this
56:10morning it's revolutionized my life pins
56:14in your back I'm going to do it all the
56:15time now pins in your back pins in my
56:16butt and my back in my glute and my back
56:19dry needling I think I'm going to do
56:20this all the [Â __Â ] time it feels feel
56:24great amazing here's what they do they
56:25put the needle in there then he moves it
56:27around until your muscles your muscle
56:29like retracts and Twitches yeah cuz it's
56:31releasing and then he lets it sit
56:34sometimes I go to with a guy and he puts
56:35on U UV light on it kind of like extract
56:38some of the [Â __Â ] yeah and I got to tell
56:40you you guys ancient Chinese medicine so
56:44good the best it's amazing it's [Â __Â ]
56:48amazing is there ancient Korean medicine
56:50by the way why are people
56:52giggling what's going on surprise what
56:55who is
56:56it who's the surprise
57:01oh well well well well well well someone
57:05doesn't look fatter than usual yeah EST
57:09mom is your mom here your mom's here Mom
57:12Mom oh my God sit down sit down sweetie
57:15is your mom here for the premiere yeah
57:18oh wow hi Mom come on in hi Mom come on
57:21in ladies and gentlemen Esther and her
57:23mom are here love your mom put on the
57:26headphones mom have you been here this
57:28whole time since the last time I saw you
57:30no no I went home for 5 days and you
57:32came back had to go get my dad cuz he
57:34can't travel by himself why is that cuz
57:36he's 80 oh and he's a liar oh and he
57:41lies to the TSA he's like I do have a
57:43bomb in my
57:45backpack do you um are you excited about
57:49tonight's Premiere I am not you being
57:52serious no it's just cuz you know when
57:53your parents are there and it's like
57:55embarrassing no cuz Bobby and I our
57:57parents don't support us you you don't
58:00have to wear them if you don't want to
58:01but it it's it's nice for sound maybe
58:03you can hear how you sound in there and
58:04then you can judge your own voice yeah
58:06oh I probably won't like how I
58:08sound like Judy Den I I just thre it
58:11first of all it's Dame Judy d Sor my
58:13yeah you have to say that no but we so
58:15my mom was here two weeks ago and can
58:18you pull your shirt up you're pulling it
58:20down I'd rather it be up if you don't
58:22mind she was here two weeks ago and we
58:24have like all these security cameras at
58:26our house to monitor my dad like
58:28entering and leaving and we caught him
58:31in a lie about going to a
58:33casino and so she had to fly back to get
58:36him and bring him is this in Chicago do
58:38he go to Rivers where'd he go he's
58:40banned banned from Rivers y y why why
58:43why why why is he Bann why is he Bann
58:44he's banned from Rivers Casino he self
58:46banned himself oh he didn't do anything
58:49inappropriate and they kicked him out so
58:51he had to drive to Pabi yeah you got to
58:53go p yeah know it what do you mean we're
58:56from Chicago yes what are you talking
58:58about so you went to P patami which by
59:01the way uh don't don't no yeah don't I
59:05can't do what well I was GNA make a joke
59:08about you know little po you go ahead
59:12show you did oh reservation dogss yeah
59:16yeah yeah what's a joke say tell the
59:19joke tell tell the joke you said no yeah
59:22do it now anyway he's banned the
59:25yeah you know you know you know Baby Gap
59:29the clothes at Baby Gap yeah it's
59:31actually for the babies not you you know
59:33you're not supposed to actually wear
59:35just cuz you have a baby this is a skims
59:38okay oh is that Kim Kardashians yeah wow
59:41also you guys have been having my
59:42literal my closest friend on your show
59:45who what Greg is like one of my closest
59:48friends of the comedy first of all he's
59:49never mentioned that never mentioned
59:51your name El he's not your closest he's
59:53our closest friend we asked the goop
59:55first of all his name is the goop the
59:56goop yeah and we've asked the goop
59:57multiple times who his closest homies
01:00:00are in the game and you didn't come up
01:00:01once have you gone to see Wicked with
01:00:03him once no but have you gone to an
01:00:05Adele concert with him you know that
01:00:06he's taking me to Madonna he's the only
01:00:08person I've ever had common interests
01:00:10with at The Comedy Store like every time
01:00:12I see him he just he and I have so we
01:00:15talk about Casey Musgraves Lady Gaga M
01:00:17Cyrus like he's my closest friend in
01:00:20comedy okay I mean I don't buy it I
01:00:23don't buy it either I've never seen you
01:00:24guys sounds it's very interesting you
01:00:26know and you know I could play the same
01:00:27game Brad Pitt's my closest friend
01:00:29that's actually not funny that is true
01:00:31that is true yeah they've been hanging
01:00:32out a lot s of similarities you were in
01:00:34seven yeah taond do we love taond yeah
01:00:36yeah yeah and we love Greece the Musical
01:00:39the movie oh the musical yeah and actual
01:00:41actual grease for the car love grease
01:00:43yeah so let let me say something to you
01:00:45how do you feel about the Billboards
01:00:46around town with your face on it your
01:00:49tongue your face let's ask your mom I
01:00:51don't want to hear from her anymore how
01:00:53do you feel about seeing your daughter
01:00:54around town on billboards is that
01:00:56amazing well I haven't actually seen one
01:00:58but I've seen the pictures yeah pry
01:01:00cool pretend like look at the Billard oh
01:01:02my gosh yeah that's amazing and by the
01:01:04way just just above Sunset liquor look
01:01:07at that you can't get better placement
01:01:09than that baby I ask you a question why
01:01:12did they
01:01:13put zoom in on that photo yeah how did
01:01:15you get all those sprinkles on your
01:01:17tongue it's actually not and then go
01:01:19toward the center of the poster the no
01:01:21the yeah go down why is go
01:01:25why is my name in
01:01:27yellow I had nothing to do with that I
01:01:30don't make these decisions okay oh every
01:01:33other name why one's white W I
01:01:36understand yeah but Bill Burr is white
01:01:38they could have put yellow in Reverse
01:01:40anyway um it's a it's a great poster and
01:01:44you know what's nice about it it's your
01:01:45face it's my it is not my tongue though
01:01:48no but what I'm saying is it looks like
01:01:50you it's weird when I see posters for
01:01:51films or television shows and it's like
01:01:53that's not that they've airbrushed it so
01:01:55much or they've done where you're like
01:01:56that's not the person that I know oh so
01:01:59this is your face it's nice that's a
01:02:01really good compliment that it looks
01:02:03like me still it is you what do you mean
01:02:05what's not you about that they didn't
01:02:06they you're just wearing makeup they
01:02:08didn't do anything to you thank you why
01:02:10you did they do stuff and I just they
01:02:11photoshop you yeah did they photosh they
01:02:13have to photoshop everyone like a little
01:02:15bit well they can't look like you you
01:02:17know what I mean they can't be you she
01:02:18didn't get all your jeans
01:02:22huh what are you talking about I mean
01:02:24the smile beautiful not her mother yes
01:02:27she she's stunning your mom thank you
01:02:29it's kind of a bummer yeah she took
01:02:32after her dad yeah oh really so what
01:02:34does the dad look like a Jewish man okay
01:02:37I see I see apparently the apple does
01:02:39fall pretty far away from the tree
01:02:41sometimes so um have you seen the movie
01:02:43yet Esther uh I have I well I was
01:02:45involved in editing and stuff I haven't
01:02:47watched I'm going to watch it tonight
01:02:48though at the premiere I'm not no I'm
01:02:50going but I'm not watching it really I'm
01:02:52leaving I actually was considering that
01:02:54too cuz it is a little stressful to be
01:02:57in a room full of the move is to leave
01:02:59I'm leaving I I left the last bunch of
01:03:01premieres I've I let my agent was with
01:03:03me last time and he was like after we
01:03:06say hi just go inside and then we leave
01:03:08and I was like is that a thing he's like
01:03:10yeah what do you mean we'll go get sushi
01:03:12oh okay he's like you don't want the
01:03:13anxiety of being in the room I was like
01:03:14I don't yeah it is it does feel oh my
01:03:17God scary and if you're comfortable with
01:03:19that feeling of being in that room
01:03:20you're a lunatic this is validating me
01:03:22right now so much thank you it's it's at
01:03:24the man Chinese
01:03:30yeah is the man
01:03:33Chinese man's Chinese the oh what' I say
01:03:38is is the man Chinese is the man Chinese
01:03:40yeah yeah ask me a guy question the man
01:03:42Chinese yeah it is answer okay it is so
01:03:45it's it's a big theater right yeah yeah
01:03:47it's a decent my fear is that it's going
01:03:49to be half full no shut up Bobby no
01:03:52because when I did but even if is that
01:03:54doesn't scare me well who cares yeah no
01:03:57because when I did I went I went to the
01:03:58get out Premiere
01:04:00there okay okay all right anyway well
01:04:03why are you doing that why are you
01:04:04pitting this against get
01:04:06out both of them are directed by strong
01:04:09black men that's right so Nicholas is
01:04:13black his butt yeah you're obsessed with
01:04:16his butt I know I'm I'm obsessed with
01:04:18Nicholas G's butt he brings it up a lot
01:04:20have you seen his butt before
01:04:22noit wait in what world when I see his
01:04:25butt if you see it it's unbelievable
01:04:27it's so puffy he's got a nice tush
01:04:29Brazilian wow yeah yeah so how long you
01:04:31in Los Angeles for uh we actually leave
01:04:33tomorrow morning so Dad is here but
01:04:35where is he in the hotel no no he's at
01:04:37my house he doesn't he didn't want to
01:04:40come to any of the things that we had
01:04:41going on except the premiere oh cool
01:04:44what else did you do today uh oh we I
01:04:47had a doctor's appointment and then I
01:04:49got there and my doct they're like the
01:04:50doctor had to leave so I didn't see my
01:04:53doctor mhu that's like his movie
01:04:55premiere is when you get into his office
01:04:57he's like I can't stay around for this I
01:04:59got to get out of here I don't want to
01:05:01go through with this [Â __Â ] she had an
01:05:03emergency delivery oh someone was
01:05:06sliding out y yeah and is everything
01:05:09okay with your belly I I I know how you
01:05:11say it you know what I mean I don't it
01:05:13doesn't feel good that sounded right
01:05:15yeah yeah is is it a boy it's a girl why
01:05:18is that your guess uh cuz you kind of
01:05:21have masculine energy so I feel like
01:05:23it's
01:05:24no it's a girl we know and we I think we
01:05:26said that you talked about the name but
01:05:28you said you wouldn't tell Bobby no I
01:05:30remember that yeah what's the name no
01:05:32she said she wouldn't tell I can't say
01:05:33that tell me the name no Dave said I
01:05:35can't to me no specifically yeah Dave
01:05:38King said specifically I can't know
01:05:40that's what he said tell me the [Â __Â ]
01:05:42name I'm sorry Mom tell me the [Â __Â ]
01:05:44name right now I'm [Â __Â ] tired of this
01:05:46[Â __Â ] I've known you for 20 [Â __Â ] years
01:05:48tell the [Â __Â ] name sorry
01:05:51Mom the only person who knows the name
01:05:53is my mom mom and she hates it and how
01:05:57about this you really hate you really
01:05:58hate the name seriously we'll bleep it
01:06:00out oh wow we'll bleep it out say it
01:06:03cover your mouth and say it yeah I'm
01:06:04sorry she told me oh really oh no you
01:06:08hate it because it's a is no I mean you
01:06:11don't like it be honest yeah it's not my
01:06:14first
01:06:16choice what it's I think it's one of
01:06:18those like Levi or something oh no I
01:06:21wish it was wow Esther please tell us
01:06:25and we'll bleep it out I promise if you
01:06:26promise to bleep it out I will tell you
01:06:28guys and you can't tell anyone this is
01:06:30amazing
01:06:31amazing hold on there's only one person
01:06:33in the room we can't trust Mone go
01:06:35outside mone's got to go outside because
01:06:38you know he'll tell somebody he's a
01:06:39yapper get out there I Nick make sure
01:06:41the door closes cuz he's a yapper yeah
01:06:44yeah by the way hi Pete I know your wife
01:06:46is pregnant how beautiful Pete congrats
01:06:48how how many weeks is she I can't
01:06:50believe I just kicked that guy out six
01:06:51months oh my God yeah get him let him in
01:06:53here here it's okay I was just kid I was
01:06:55just kidding give me the name give me
01:06:56the name okay wait cover your mouth
01:06:58though oh okay you chose for the camera
01:07:00so they can't see cuz you have to go
01:07:02ahead what is it you have to believe it
01:07:04yes and we all have to have an honest
01:07:05reaction okay and just know that most
01:07:08people don't like it so I'm okay stop
01:07:10setting it up just do it most people
01:07:12hate it just do it okay so it's a girl
01:07:14that's important close your eyes
01:07:15everyone close your eyes hands up it's
01:07:17important to remember it's a girl got it
01:07:19and the last name is very integral to
01:07:22the storyline here wait a minute your
01:07:24your last name no King King King right
01:07:26got it that's very important got it got
01:07:28it can we guess no just let her do it
01:07:31okay the baby name is oh wait hold on
01:07:33let's
01:07:34guess Bobby King cuz the king is Crown
01:07:37Crown king crown king crown the burger
01:07:41crown the king oh yeah Burger King could
01:07:43be named Burger yeah yeah Crown Royal
01:07:46king oh very good oh wow she should
01:07:49might she might need to fill in this
01:07:50chair sometimes yeah she's better than
01:07:53Rudy uh you Nat Cole no Nat Cole king
01:07:57that's wrong but I Nat Cole King Dr
01:07:59Martin Luther yeah yeah it's the kids
01:08:02named Dr Martin Luther do you guys have
01:08:05a guess what do you guess Pete come on
01:08:07Pete what do you think something
01:08:09King Rat King is it
01:08:13theovon Tiger Tiger King Tiger K good I
01:08:17also want to say that
01:08:19Dave P he was the first one who pitched
01:08:22it and has since gone back on it but I'm
01:08:24like heels in the ground where so you're
01:08:26all in no matter what yeah wow okay go
01:08:28ahead here we go he pitched it for a boy
01:08:32oh eyes cled hands up eyes closed all
01:08:36right hear it naturally react cover your
01:08:38mouth cover your mouth okay go ahead
01:08:39yeah King
01:08:42[Music]
01:08:43Oh Oh I thought everyone's look at me
01:08:47hey look at me I'm absorbing
01:08:52it what
01:08:54yeah you like it or not it's really
01:08:57bad it's it's embarrassing not just
01:09:01embarrassing I've never heard my why
01:09:03would you do that to that poor kid we
01:09:05love it that's a great name my God
01:09:12original oh yeah wait so you don't like
01:09:14it I actually I got to tell you I'm not
01:09:16pandering I kind of like it it's so cool
01:09:19I think it's cool I think it's pretty
01:09:20cool I guess and it's cute you guess no
01:09:23it's because I've never imagine meeting
01:09:25a woman I'm not going to say the name
01:09:26again but meeting a woman with that name
01:09:28with that name I'd be like oh but the
01:09:32only are you a
01:09:34sniper yeah yeah the only thing is that
01:09:37it's a really kind of a weird name for
01:09:40like a the child of me and Dave you know
01:09:42like cuz what would it be what would you
01:09:44want to be called
01:09:46anxiety she's just going to be very I
01:09:49think you know Jewish and small so what
01:09:53would you want her to be named then what
01:09:54would be a better Jewish name it's it's
01:09:58a gender neutral name but I like but I
01:10:01think in school everybody's going to
01:10:02assume it's a
01:10:04boy you know anywhere she goes they're
01:10:07going to think it's a boy you told me
01:10:09the name a while ago was going to be
01:10:11schmalz said I that's what she said
01:10:14schmalz King schaltz schmalz King and
01:10:18honestly at some point could open up a
01:10:19restaurant schal King sounds like a
01:10:21great spot I just I've been Esther
01:10:24pitsky my whole life and so I'm
01:10:27overcompensating to be fair mom to be
01:10:29fair you did screw up on that oh that
01:10:32was not my choice oh that was dad's oh
01:10:34yeah was oh yeah I the guy that got
01:10:36banned from Rivers got to pick this yeah
01:10:39I had no choice I I picked out the
01:10:41middle name actually I wanted her middle
01:10:43name to be her first name what's her
01:10:44middle name Lauren that's beautiful
01:10:47beautiful you know what you kind of look
01:10:48like a Lauren yeah I mean well every
01:10:50Jewish girl from back home yeah every
01:10:52Jewish girl growing you're the only one
01:10:54I know named that Esther yeah well for
01:10:57this Century yeah yeah this Century for
01:10:59the past hundred years no you know what
01:11:01I I like that name I'm down with it I
01:11:03did it when I was a little bit she hated
01:11:04it at first yeah I did and then I
01:11:07envisioned when she grew up that she
01:11:09would go by E Lauren which is weirder or
01:11:12just Lauren most people just do the
01:11:13middle name you could have gone by like
01:11:15Bessie or what are other oh my husband
01:11:18got an aunt Bessie Bessie right your
01:11:20husband's got a what was your maiden
01:11:22name before p
01:11:24oh no I don't you know is that illegal
01:11:26to put out to the world yeah cuz I want
01:11:27to know how much better that was too cuz
01:11:29then you got this man who's got shitty
01:11:31name taste and weird last name it was
01:11:33pretty bad yeah you double that you
01:11:35could do better I'll say it if you don't
01:11:37if you believe we it B it out you bleep
01:11:40it out cover your mouth mom cover your
01:11:41mouth what is
01:11:43it that's not that bad no that's kind of
01:11:46cool pretty cool
01:11:49oh he'll bleep it out yeah yeah so she
01:11:52she could have been Lauren
01:11:54that sounds actually r that looks pretty
01:11:55cool too it it's very mid it's like more
01:11:58midw yeah it's very not Jewish yes yeah
01:12:02well yeah I mean once I see your face
01:12:05mom mom when Esther years ago said I
01:12:07want to do comedy how did you feel be
01:12:10honest I was shocked to be honest with
01:12:12you yeah yeah we are too we're still
01:12:14shocked yeah we're pretty it's it
01:12:17boggles my mind boggles my mind so we
01:12:20thought she'd be a dancer cuz she's been
01:12:22dancing ever since she was five wow she
01:12:25actually does I have I do know this
01:12:27we've talked about this because my wife
01:12:29was a a dancer as well and Esther shares
01:12:32some of the same
01:12:33fluidity fluidity well you're
01:12:36coordinated oh yeah do you know Andrew's
01:12:38wife Esther yeah so you guys talked
01:12:40about dancing before I believe we
01:12:42did and also you guys used to be
01:12:45building mates remember you guys lived
01:12:46in the same building which one 111 North
01:12:49debor you used to live on really yes
01:12:52what floor 17th Floor we were above
01:12:56you did you guys get it for like were
01:12:58you in on the
01:13:00discount we we had um I we were uh it
01:13:03was low income housing yeah it was yeah
01:13:05yeah that's how we lived there because
01:13:06of that uh because my mom we were my mom
01:13:09was a single mother so we got we
01:13:10registered for low-income housing and
01:13:13that's how wow yeah at at 11-11 that's
01:13:15so wild now where did you go to school
01:13:18uh Lal oh okay yeah I went to Lal yeah
01:13:21do you know that Lal Language Academy
01:13:23right it's not too far away yeah yeah
01:13:25and then Moody I went to Moody so to my
01:13:27daughter and they removed me from Moody
01:13:29yeah they literally kicked me out yeah
01:13:31she went uh the first year of preschool
01:13:33and then they had all day kindergarten
01:13:35that's wild yeah but so you so you sent
01:13:37your kid to a Catholic that's like a
01:13:38hardcore Catholic school too see I like
01:13:40that yeah but I was a working mother so
01:13:42I had you know no choice there was my
01:13:44sister wasn't Jewish oh I really I wish
01:13:47I met
01:13:48her insane my sister wasn't Jewish and
01:13:53then you met um asra's Dad how' you guys
01:13:55meet uh at work oh wow where'd you work
01:13:58at the time can I say can you say it
01:13:59yeah cooking Treasures Office Cook
01:14:02County baby Treasures Office was it
01:14:03instant love or would to take some time
01:14:06um no we were co-workers and you know
01:14:09I'd worked there for a couple years and
01:14:11you know we saw each other and then one
01:14:13day we went to lunch and then that was
01:14:14it wow so did he did he pursue you and
01:14:17you were okay with it right away it's
01:14:18not one of those old stories from your
01:14:19generation where it's like couldn't
01:14:20stand the guy and then he kept bugging
01:14:21you no not at all okay good but you had
01:14:24a stalker ooh tell us everybody loves a
01:14:28good stalker story yeah she she had like
01:14:31a
01:14:32guy who was stalking her that's why she
01:14:34so at her job she there my parents met
01:14:37working government jobs which is so cute
01:14:40um
01:14:42and this guy like was kept coming to her
01:14:45to find her and he broke into the
01:14:47building where you guys lived wow yeah
01:14:49and so then they had to move her into
01:14:51like the underground floor lived in the
01:14:53garage no like like moved me to the
01:14:56Vault to the vault in the Cook County
01:14:57treasures office and then my dad also
01:15:00got moved to the basement because he was
01:15:02disobeying his boss I KN I knew it was
01:15:04going to be actually was the first floor
01:15:06right yeah but you could tell he got he
01:15:08got he did something bad they were like
01:15:09you go down there yeah and so that's
01:15:11kind of that's such a cute Story I mean
01:15:14it's no it is really cute love that
01:15:16story it's not like like our these days
01:15:18it's not like I'm swiping on an app
01:15:21taking a [Â __Â ] at of Starbucks
01:15:23fell in love I think when you meet like
01:15:25that too it lasts well it has been look
01:15:28at that yeah I want to some and what is
01:15:31it 37 yeah wow wow well cuz right cuz
01:15:34Esther's
01:15:3546 cuz when your mom met your stepdad
01:15:38Jeff yeah right it lasted and they met
01:15:40in similar circumstances of where well
01:15:43my mom met my dad show my mom worked for
01:15:46the property management company that
01:15:48managed a lot of those buildings and she
01:15:50showed my dad an apartment I think it
01:15:52was at wow I think it was at it was on
01:15:55Lal but showed him in yeah because it
01:15:58was the same owner I was between
01:16:01Dearborn and LEL right and I think she
01:16:03showed him an apartment there and then
01:16:06he asked her out on a date wow I think
01:16:08that's how that they met through that
01:16:09whole thing it's amazing that you two
01:16:12from that region of the country came to
01:16:15LA and carved out a career that's a
01:16:18testament to many things but your
01:16:21resilience subsidize housing sub but
01:16:24also the talent I I think it's amazing
01:16:26because I've been out there you know it
01:16:28it's harder probably because I grew up
01:16:29in San Diego it's a two-hour drive from
01:16:31La it's not that big of a you know this
01:16:33was a big leap it's a big leap and a
01:16:35scary leap and your mom probably wasn't
01:16:37that supportive right in the beginning
01:16:39not in the beginning yeah and it it must
01:16:41have been a real um risk and you did it
01:16:44and now you're on a billboard and with a
01:16:46huge movie out that it's your movie it's
01:16:49your movie that's unbelievable dream
01:16:51come true oh that's clown
01:16:54what a beautiful story and you're about
01:16:56to be a mom I mean it's like what more
01:16:59do you want
01:17:01[Â __Â ] that's the most amazing thing
01:17:03that is what do you mean by that you're
01:17:05going to have a baby everything else
01:17:07you've done is [Â __Â ] she's saying
01:17:08compared Mom did you meet her previous
01:17:10boyfriend like Tony Hinchcliffe oh sure
01:17:12yeah yeah Tony you like Tony red ban red
01:17:16did you did you like any of the other
01:17:17guys at all or no no they were all nice
01:17:20yeah they're nice they go to Tony's show
01:17:23when he's in Chicago oh that's cool did
01:17:25you hate any of the guys that she dated
01:17:26was there any guys you were like I
01:17:28cannot stand that guy no wow mm you like
01:17:31they have low standards though for me so
01:17:33like I think they were just any if I had
01:17:35a boyfriend they were like this this is
01:17:37good but David's a upgrade for sure oh
01:17:40yeah he's a real upgrade he's a keeper
01:17:42yeah yeah it's so funny that they had
01:17:44low standard the way she said it they
01:17:47didn't believe in me at all but it was
01:17:49nice to hear you say that honestly that
01:17:51you didn't really support the dream when
01:17:53she first came out here no because she
01:17:55was her third year of college second
01:17:57semester yeah and she my husband picked
01:18:00her up at the bus station she was coming
01:18:01home for the weekend and she comes
01:18:03through the door crying and my husband's
01:18:05like you're not going to believe that
01:18:06she wants to quit school I mean she only
01:18:08had maybe eight weeks left of her second
01:18:11semester and everything was paid for a
01:18:14year plus an additional my senior year
01:18:16yeah you had you know another year but
01:18:18we wanted to at least finish out her
01:18:20third year of of college where'd you go
01:18:22to school again champagne oh yeah you
01:18:25wow that's a great school too do you
01:18:26guys think she was
01:18:28funny hold hold on one second one second
01:18:33no Bob can you it's embarrassing it's
01:18:37embarrassing shut the [Â __Â ] up
01:18:41man shut the [Â __Â ] up man my friend dude
01:18:44hey good question yeah good question did
01:18:45you think she was funny we didn't have a
01:18:47clue why she even wanted to go out there
01:18:49yeah right yeah she never made you laugh
01:18:53and can I tell you something yeah
01:18:56same no she's so she is Esther is a
01:19:00bright light in the comedy scene since
01:19:01we met yeah
01:19:03maybe I'd like to guess 15 years ago I
01:19:06don't know how long we've known each
01:19:07other yeah a long time a long long time
01:19:09you guys and what's funny is um this is
01:19:13going to sound very corny but I'm going
01:19:14to do it anyway cuz we're here there's
01:19:17sometimes when you're young you just
01:19:19know some when some of some people have
01:19:22it some people are proba going to quit
01:19:23some people are probably going to get
01:19:24too into drugs and alcohol or just
01:19:25disappear and Esther was always someone
01:19:28that I knew was she was just going to do
01:19:31whatever she wanted to do anyway and it
01:19:32was going to work because she was just
01:19:35good at being authentic to what she
01:19:37wanted to do anyway and she was very
01:19:39good at whenever I explain to people
01:19:43Esther can I get that over again I think
01:19:47you just got to run with it I gotta run
01:19:48with it yeah um yeah I go um she's an
01:19:51anomaly yeah and there's just no one and
01:19:55I I I feel that way about myself too
01:19:57like I I think that I'm just who I am
01:19:59I'm Different focus on her okay go back
01:20:01to you yeah um Esther
01:20:04right I forgot her name it's Lauren
01:20:07Lauren Lauren so Lauren and you um I've
01:20:10always got as soon as I saw you I got it
01:20:12yeah you get it right away I looked at
01:20:14you went oh yeah that's that's going to
01:20:15work you should be proud mom you made
01:20:18you made something good and you
01:20:19shouldn't be proud of getting banned
01:20:20from Rivers but you should be proud of
01:20:22what you've created on the other side of
01:20:24it yeah and we want everyone to please
01:20:26go watch go watch drugstore June uh if
01:20:29it's available after it's out in theater
01:20:30is going to be on VOD I imagine yeah
01:20:32it's already for pre-sale and I just
01:20:34have to say about my part in it oh Lord
01:20:36you are great Bobby no I I thank you for
01:20:40being a bad
01:20:46friend
01:20:51woo woo
01:20:54woo
01:20:56yeah
01:20:59woo
01:21:05yeah
🎥 Related Videos
🔥 Recently Summarized Examples
The Hitler-Stalin Pact | Reflections Episode 9
Uncovering Corruption From Health "Experts" | Scott Carney
The Forgotten Geometry: A New Path to Unification
Joe Rogan Experience #2194 - Luis Elizondo
From Tesla to DNA: The Science of Scalar Waves - Dr. Sandra Rose Michael - Think Tank E44