00:01-You always have
a lot of fun ideas.
00:02And we were talking backstage.
00:03You had an idea that you thought
might be fun because...
00:06-Well, okay, there's a lot
of classic movies
00:09that I haven't seen that I'm
embarrassed that I haven't seen,
00:12and I thought maybe
we could give each other
00:15a list of those movies
00:17and then try to think of what...
00:19-The movie would be about.
-What the movie's about
00:20because
they're like famous movies
00:22that I don't really know what --
I never saw them.
00:24-Yeah. You gave me a list
of 10 movies.
00:26We don't have to do all 10.
We can just do a couple.
00:28And I give you a list
of movies that I've never seen,
00:30and I'm embarrassed.
I should have seen these.
00:32-I know. I apologize
to the filmmakers on this list.
00:35-But this is great because you
have no idea what any of --
00:38-I mean, I might, but I never
saw them.
00:39-Let me give you a couple.
00:40Alright.
The movie "The Notebook."
00:42You love that, right?
00:47I know it's Ryan Gosling
and he's a farmer?
00:52-Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:53-Is he a farmer?
-Sure.
00:55-Okay. And then I know he falls
in love with Rachel McAdams
00:59and she's, like, rich
and not allowed to love him
01:01and then he dies?
[ Laughter ]
01:05-How do you think the notebook
comes into play at all?
01:07-Oh, does she write
in a journal?
01:10-I think so.
-You don't know?
01:12-I barely remember --
I remember it kind of.
01:14-Is that right? No?
-I think they fall in love.
01:19-But he dies, right?
-One of them
01:21has dementia or something
and someone --
01:23They don't remember each other.
-Oh, they have dementia?
01:25-I think they both --
[ Laughter ]
01:27They both have dementia.
-I didn't see that coming.
01:29-They read the notebook to see
how they know each other.
01:30-Alright, okay.
-How about "Avatar"?
01:34-I have not --
[ Woman gasps ]
01:35I know!
[ Laughter ]
01:38Somebody gasped!
-What do you think --
01:41-I have not seen it. Okay. I...
[ Laughter ]
01:45I know they're, like, aliens.
01:47-Mm-hmm.
-Underwater?
01:51And they, like, try
to save their planet?
01:56-I think that's pretty good.
-Is that right?
01:57It's like they're trying to,
like, save the planet
02:00from, like, a bad person.
-Yeah.
02:01-Okay.
-That's kind of it.
02:03"Twilight."
-I mean...
02:05[ Audience groaning ]
I know!
02:07[ Cymbal crashes ]
[ Laughter ]
02:11-I mean,
I know it's about vampires.
02:13-Yeah.
-Yes, I know that.
02:14But I think he meets
Kristen Stewart.
02:20and there's some things
going on in the town.
02:25And there's a werewolf
that she also loves.
02:27-It has a werewolf too.
02:29-And then there's
like a big fight?
02:32-She loves a --
Yeah, she loves a vampire
02:34but also loves a werewolf.
02:36-Yeah, because I remember
the whole Jacob?
02:38-Yes. Jacob. Yes. This is great.
02:41[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you.
02:43-I love that you're remembering
this.
02:44It's like the movie
"The Notebook."
02:45It's like
the movie "The Notebook."
02:47-Okay.
-"50 Shades of Grey."
02:49[ Audience ohhs ]
-Okay.
02:51Well, I do know
it's a very sexy movie.
02:54-Yeah, it's very saucy.
-I think --
02:56Okay, so his character's rich,
02:59and then he meets her,
and then he ties her up.
03:04And then they, like,
get married.
03:08-Uh...
-And then he's in trouble?
03:13-That's kind of what it is
about, yes.
03:14That's good. Give me some.
-Okay.
03:16I don't even know, but these
are -- I gave you a bunch.
03:18-It's hard for me to admit
I haven't seen these movies,
03:19so I'm being vulnerable.
-Next time you're on,
03:21we'll watch one of them.
-Okay. Okay.
03:23Alright,
"The Philadelphia Story."
03:26-Uh, people in Philadelphia
have an argument over
03:30who has the best cheesesteak...
[ Laughter ]
03:31...and then they run up
the library steps
03:34and jump up and down
and then they make
03:37a cream cheese factory.
-Yep.
03:41That's close.
-Okay.
03:42Okay. "Meet Me in St. Louis."
03:45-"Meet Me in St. Louis."
03:46It's a sequel to
"Philadelphia Story."
03:48They get...
[ Laughter ]
03:50They get so rich and famous
from all the cream cheese.
03:52-Oh, because of
the cream cheese.
03:54-They have so much cream-cheese
money, they like...
03:55"Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
03:57I can't even live
in my own hometown anymore."
03:58So they go,
"Let's just pick up and move."
04:01And so they go to St. Louis
04:02and they are like, "Let's build
a huge, giant, futuristic home."
04:07And then all they build
is the roof.
04:09And then they go,
"Let's move back to Philly."
04:11And so that's how
the St. Louis Arch was made.
04:14-Starring...?
-Oh, starring
04:16Gil Peterson and Ralph Dublin.
04:22It's an old movie.
-Old movie.
04:23-Yeah. Oh, you think there were
modern stars?
04:24-Oh, no, I just was asking. Just
didn't know if you knew who.
04:26-Yeah. No. Of course.
Robert Redford was in it.
04:29I remember seeing, um,
uh...Anne...
04:34[ Laughter ]
Ann B. Davis.
04:36[ Laughter ]
From "Brady Bunch."
04:38-From "Brady Bunch"?
04:39-Before she was Alice.
-I don't know.
04:41I don't think --
I didn't see this one.
04:43-She was in -- I saw it. She was
in "Meet Me in St. Louis."
04:45Yeah, it was great.
-Alright.
04:47How about
"The Grapes of Wrath"?
04:49-Ooh.
That is about two vineyards.
04:54And they are -- Oh, gosh.
And they are just --
04:56-Say no more.
-The wrath that this one
04:59vineyard has over
the other vineyard.
05:01And they're like, "Oh,
I'm going to get you."
05:03And they have competing labels.
05:05And then this guy meets this
girl who's allergic to red wine.
05:10And it's on
the Hallmark Channel.
05:12-Yeah.
-"Grapes of Wrath" is
05:14on the Hallmark Channel.
-"Grapes of Wrath"
05:15is a Hallmark film.
-Okay.
05:16Alright. Last one.
Okay. "It Happened One Night."
05:19I haven't seen this one either.
-"It Happened One Night."
05:21That's about me losing
my virginity in college.
05:25It's a short film.
It's a short film.
05:27It's a short film.
-Short film.
05:29-Yeah. It's very short. It's
very short. Yeah. Don't blink.
05:31-Don't judge us.
-Don't judge us.
05:33Don't judge us. Don't judge us.
05:39-It feels like you're judging.
