Damn It Feels Good to be Banker -- A Wall Street Musical

Nate Houghteling2008-08-28

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The video showcases a humorous and condescending message to bankers and consultants, highlighting their perceived lack of knowledge and skills. The speaker mocks the bankers' skills and emphasizes the intense work ethic and luxurious lifestyle on Wall Street. The blog post will dive into the tactics and mindset needed to succeed in the competitive world of finance.

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The speaker addresses bankers and consultants, mentioning working on a pitch book and the acquisition of a company from Men's Wearhouse.

00:00

The speaker refers to bankers and consultants as 'd-bag' and mentions having a cage to squash them.

They suggest that bankers should take some courses and learn about the 'Jedi Mind' and 'five forces'.

The speaker emphasizes the importance of working hard and playing hard, and mocks bankers for doing grunt work and using only Excel.

They highlight the value of both quantitative and qualitative research, suggesting that bankers 'slave away' while they make a significant impact.

The speaker mentions putting the bankers in a '2x2 matrix' and accuses them of stealing their dog.

They make references to various personalities and brands, and imply that the bankers' skills are not as valuable as they think.

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The speaker compares their job on Wall Street to mining for bronze at a tanning salon, and suggests that their job is more challenging and their lifestyle is better than the bankers'.

02:00

The speaker claims to have created value while the bankers take six months to come up with a bad idea.

They mention getting paid during a recession and having a bigger house and better lifestyle than the bankers.

The speaker mocks the bankers' skills, saying they are sorry if someone looks at them sideways at a club.

They question the bankers' ability to buy bottles with their 'sorrow points' and suggest that without discernible skills, they may be consultants.

The speaker describes their work ethic, including working 100 hours a week and doing drugs, and compares it to the bankers' work-life balance.

They emphasize that a lack of work-life balance is expected on Wall Street and suggests the bankers don't belong there.

The speaker alludes to the recipient needing two weeks to understand and offers them a mouse to go back to making $60K a year.

00:00 a bunch of d-bag bankers look should you

00:12 get a cage somewhere working on a pitch

00:14 book and some consultants out probably

00:20 got one soon and they bought it from

00:22 Men's Wearhouse bankers and consultants

00:32 it's time to squash a be gonna settle

00:36 this now right here on the street

00:46 bankers don't have a clue better take

00:48 some courses I'm on some Jedi Mind [ __ ]

00:51 using all five forces work hard play

00:53 hard

00:54 even your mom thinks you're a troll be a

00:55 burnout banger did you mad in my prep

00:58 school I make six deck

00:59 I use the three six cache crystal that

01:02 the only strategy you're playing with

01:04 Excel doing nothing but grunt work

01:06 lyza both quantitative and qualitative

01:09 research you slave away another piece of

01:14 the machine I'll make a really

01:15 significant impact and you know my 7:15

01:17 hard half the time you do I know you

01:19 must hate this hold up I'm about to put

01:22 you in a 2x2 matrix your asset cause

01:26 you're in the lower right quadrant but

01:27 you're stealing my dog and I know

01:32 something about you you went to all

01:35 women that's a public school hey true

01:46 shinobi George McCaskill Gordon Gekko

01:48 D'Souza buddy Joe Budden columnist

01:53 Kenneth Cole shits on your blackberries

01:56 like four years old what you're mining

01:58 for gold out in Saskatchewan I'm going

02:01 for bronze at the tanning salon could

02:03 you try to add value i straight created

02:06 you get one shitty idea then take six

02:08 months just a baby

02:09 you get paid recession homie you know

02:11 this wizard our

02:12 still bigger than your bonus I got a

02:14 house in the Hamptons and a penthouse

02:16 life but you got intangibles is that

02:19 what your skills are so sorry over at

02:20 one of the bouncing looks at you

02:22 sideways get back to your roots

02:24 there's no line of TGI Friday me I've

02:26 hypothetical scenario you get into the

02:28 joint

02:28 but you still can't buy bottles with

02:30 sorrow points free on nights and

02:32 weekends with no discernible skills not

02:34 sure if you're a consultant or myself I

02:37 might work 100 hour weeks barely sleep

02:39 do some blow up my death will I make Red

02:41 Bulls deep compared to what you eat my

02:44 job's a challenge I like my bankroll

02:46 bros if your [ __ ] work-life balance

02:50 this is Wall Street [ __ ] you don't

02:52 belong here

02:53 I'm your greatest fan the [ __ ] that you

02:55 wish you could be but a two weeks to get

02:57 ya touch is this starting to make sense

02:59 is it starting to come clear here take

03:04 this mouse and get back to making 60 K

03:06 year

03:12 sending me down danger

03:32 oh my girl

💫 FAQs about This YouTube Video

1. What is the speaker's message to bankers and consultants in the video?

The speaker in the video 'Wall Street Prep School' delivers a message to bankers and consultants, highlighting their perceived lack of knowledge and skills in a humorous and condescending manner.

2. How does the speaker mock the bankers' skills in the video?

The speaker mocks the bankers' skills by suggesting they are not as valuable as the bankers think and by comparing their own Wall Street job to mining for bronze at a tanning salon.

3. What does the video 'Wall Street Prep School' convey about work ethic and lifestyle?

The video 'Wall Street Prep School' conveys a message about work ethic and lifestyle, emphasizing the intense work ethic and luxurious lifestyle of those in Wall Street compared to consultants.

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