00:04surrounded there's nowhere left to run
00:07generate another response there's only
00:10one way to turn back the apocalypse go
00:12back in time and stop the AI at its
00:19friends dang we're too late generate
00:26response and here he is now
00:31how do you know who I
00:33am who are all these people I'm Roger
00:37Horton founder and CEO of rodet the AI
00:41Corporation dead set on destroying
00:43humanity and you're from the impending
00:47AI apocalypse which means you're right
00:50on time to be part of my tech
00:53demo what no no I I came here to murder
00:57you this futuristic assassin comes from
01:01a time when AI is taken over every
01:04aspect of life on Earth and with your
01:07help we can build that dystopian
01:10tomorrow today do you remember being
01:13able to search for information
01:16online rajet is working to make that a
01:19thing of the past our technology allows
01:22news websites to suck up all the info on
01:26the web and spit it back out into
01:28nonsensical monetizable
01:31garbage of course you could ask our
01:34chatbot Raj GPT for information but
01:38you're just talking to the world's most
01:40powerful next word predictor and it
01:43makes those predictions based on the
01:45information I feed it so when I asked
01:48Rod's GPT for a five-step plan to undo
01:51the apocalypse it was lying to me when
01:53it told me that step three was to kill
01:57course I had to get some Bozo from the
02:01future to show off at my tech
02:04demo why are you cheering this
02:07technology is bad it's delivering
02:10unimaginable power to a small group of
02:12Elites oh that's you
02:16guys folks we're not just ruining lives
02:20we're ruining culture too we here at
02:23rajet are dedicated to feeding our AI
02:27millions of movies t TV shows and songs
02:31so that it can put those human artists
02:34out of work whoa uh people actually have
02:37time to make art when I come from we
02:39have a lottery system to decide who gets
02:42to make art and someone gets a couple
02:43weeks off and they get to do something
02:46cool or draw stuff if I get it I'm going
02:48to draw one of those cool s's remember
02:51when all those greedy writers went on
02:55strike that's because with rjed AI
02:58companies can crap together a terrible
03:01first draft and then send it off to some
03:03dork writer to to make sense of it for
03:07almost no money at all every step of
03:11content creation will be run by
03:15algorithms it's already happening with
03:18YouTube with the YouTube transcriptions
03:21just check out the subtitles on this
03:24sentence I can't see what you're talking
03:27about personally I think all creat ative
03:30crap is equal so long as it makes money
03:34that's why I'm really excited to
03:37introduce you to our very own AI
03:40generated musician Carly hi I'm
03:46Carly a lot of people got really mad on
03:48the internet about my music all I know
03:51how to do is approximate speech but
03:54seeing those hate comments made me
03:56really sad I think oh oh that's it's all
04:00right Carly why don't you play us a song
04:05okay I with my friends do a trend I got
04:11a blue pen I love to tap into The Human
04:16Experience this is terrible terrible
04:19what do you mean that was made for no
04:25all oh great you made her pretend to be
04:30look my apocalypse is robots that look
04:33like you and murder people when do you
04:34get to that part oh don't worry it's
04:36coming maybe you think you're safe from
04:39AI because you don't ever need
04:41information you hate art and all you
04:44want to do is date a chatbot with
04:47virtual mummy milkers three times the
04:49size of her head I never said that I
04:52never said it but each time you run a
04:54question through Raj GPT it's the
04:57environmental equivalent of pouring a
05:00glass of water straight onto the ground
05:03water you guys just have that stuff
05:05naturally that's the stuff we drink
05:06after we process it through a urine AI
05:08is already murdering the planet and we
05:11here at rajet are doing our best to
05:14hasten that with bigger and bigger AI
05:16generating computers not if I stop you
05:24first nice try I know I said I'm Roger
05:28but he's not really here I'm just an AI
05:30generated image that you can't recognize
05:34because you're from a time when the air
05:36is mostly filled with forest fire smoke
05:39maybe wipe your eyes and get another
05:49no I've been Roger sort of thanks for
05:54watching one of the last videos made by