00:00gentleman's thank you for joining me in
00:02the shop for a chuckle and a chle or at
00:04the very least a cluck and a ruthful
00:07head nod we have here the
00:12most reflective phone in the history of
00:15phones you never would have believed it
00:17I seed one of these at the tell store
00:20and thought who in the bloody would ever
00:23buy something so jeesus stupid as
00:31well my buddy Clive that's
00:34who Clive Clyde Clyde he used to run a
00:39channel called pap smear Red Ribbon boys
00:42and they go in the shop him and his
00:44buddy Tomo Japanese fow it was toy and
00:48funny but it just didn't take off that's
00:49a problem of course with playing to the
00:51gallery in the words of uh Ziggy
00:54Stardust you never want to play to the
00:55gallery you just make what you
00:59appreciate and the best art that you can
01:01make and you put it up on the internet
01:04it just was just on the cusa taken off I
01:06swear I swear just a couple more thrusts
01:10but Tomo got tired of the the YouTube
01:13grind and Clyde pivoted and changed to
01:18Clyde do something now he's essentially
01:21political commentary here in uh kanaki
01:24Stan I myself there's not much to
01:26comment on left wing right wing it's
01:30it's all feathers on the same bird not
01:32that my opinion matters one iota don't
01:40gallery 1,800 bucks in the difference I
01:42think he paid kanaki Stan copc mind now
01:45if I were of the tallo variety and
01:49flipping and flopping moving around like
01:51a cockroach under light trying to not
01:54warranty this I would say right off the
01:57Hop well of course it's broken cuz you
02:00put a film over top of
02:03it now gl's been around since Christ was
02:05a cowboy or dare I say since Christ Rose
02:09in the East and said in the west I said
02:12it I said it don't don't tell anybody
02:14else never has glass been able to do
02:20thusly now glass is an interesting
02:22material it's brittle but it's good
02:24intention good in compression rather
02:27horrible intention let me let me draw
02:30you a diagram allow me Brothers to
02:33square the circle in the dust with an
02:36rag we will have a look at some
02:45chartings stress strain diagram for say
02:50intention You Pull It You Pull It You
02:52Pull It it takes up the strain takes up
02:55the strain and then levels off and just
02:57starts pulling apart you can see it
03:03down until we get to the point
03:07snap where it breaks or rather it goes
03:11the other way now glass being a brittle
03:15that the stress strain climbs climbs
03:18climbs climbs climbs climbs
03:20climbs no Plateau snap and that's why
03:24it's so unpredictable and scary when
03:26you're standing on the Empire State
03:29Building and jumping on that glass you
03:31think of the stress strain also it's
03:33terrible in tension so in compression on
03:36this quadrant over H quite
03:39large in comparison on the tension side
03:43now don't use this for your Statics and
03:46Dynamics or strength of materials
03:50dissertation mainly because this is
03:52copyright but the in tension glass is
03:58something more like this
04:00oh I did tension over here I should have
04:02done anyway yeah as I said standard
04:06rules applies plus minus 50% intention
04:10Glass is very weak also
04:13brittle so the stress strain looks
04:15something more like this just a
04:23off that is why her istically recognized
04:27materials aren't good at bending because
04:31there is a bias between the strength
04:33like concrete it's very strong in
04:36compression it's very weak in tension
04:39how do we fix that well we add a
04:41material that's very good in tension and
04:44is not brittle which is rebar steel we
04:47add that or we post tension it more to
04:50the point so a brittle
04:55failure uh a flexible material here we
05:00PTA and if you look at the smarter
05:04everyday movie about this from like 10
05:07years ago when they first
05:08invented uh I used like I try not to use
05:19reasons you see how that broke now you
05:24Destin's V about that when they had
05:30slowmo and you can see why that breaks
05:33into three pieces but you have a brittle
05:36failure there and what happens is the
05:39one end it breaks in one spot and then
05:43to and the to is so strong that it bends
05:48too far back the other way and breaks
05:50off so spaghetti strands full length
05:53spaghetti strands always break always in
05:57three spots because of that Toyota y
06:00effect where am I going with this okay
06:04so you can make a more flexible Glass by
06:08essentially adding rebar to it now you
06:10can't put Steel in this but what you can
06:13do is you can put this in some sort of
06:17tinture of thyme and hydroxide calcium
06:23hydroxide what this super high-tech
06:26glass is it's not just sandk melted down
06:30also it's drawn the super high-tech
06:32glass and your Gorilla Glass and at alas
06:36it gets drawn out it's not floated on a
06:39bed of tin like the glass in your
06:42windows molten tin and they float the
06:45glass on top of that so it's not
06:47perfectly flat it's pretty flat but it's
06:48not perfectly flat this glass they
06:52produce sheets and extrude them and use
06:55gravity to draw them out and that
07:00reduces the amount of little interstices
07:05slip planes and so forth in the glass
07:12itself however there are still some now
07:15if you want a single
07:17Crystal as in the case for silicon
07:20Wafers for confuser chips you have to do
07:23a different process and you draw it out
07:26as a single Crystal even then you still
07:28get slip planes and interstices and so
07:31forth might be why you know when a
07:34cosmic ray hits your confuser you can't
07:36look at the na like the pictures with
07:39the boobies you know you know what were
07:44about boobies to this beautiful
07:47expensive or as fancy as piece of glass
07:50we add some tincture at time of course
07:53in reality time doesn't exist but
07:55practically and in our experience of
07:57course time exists why the hell would I
07:58drag my car dark out of bed to earn the
08:00beer tokens to feed my kids they don't
08:04want you to know time doesn't exist what
08:06we're we're using a metric to measure
08:11thermodynamics one thing happens then
08:14another thing happens we put an
08:16arbitrary value to that one thing to
08:19another thing happening and that is at
08:21its basis level a cesium
08:24atom uh a radioactive C atom decaying
08:29and then we build up from there seconds
08:32minutes hours it doesn't exist partner
08:36if it doesn't exist it answers so many
08:39unfathomable questions in science
08:43sometimes it just is they don't want you
08:46to know that cuz you got to go get them
08:50partner okay so let's just pretend time
08:53exists and we put this in a bath
08:57of the F that guy from the other movie
09:00what's his name the thing anyway it's in
09:03a bath of chemicals and over time those
09:06chemicals go and fill these little
09:11voids now since this was glass anneal
09:15that is all the internal forces were
09:19they were all discombobulated and we
09:21aligned them all so they're all
09:23perfectly in Balance you know the glass
09:26sometimes that shatter glass you get a
09:28little Nick in it and you're going to
09:30replace it and you go just a just a you
09:34you barely look at it and it just
09:37goes shatters every words okay that's
09:41not what we want we anneal that and now
09:44that it's aned we put in some additional
09:48atoms Jam them into these slip planes
09:56errors and what that does is is it
10:00preloads the material the same way that
10:03rebar does in concrete the same way that
10:06post tensioning Works in concrete where
10:08you take a cable and you
10:12stretch it out then you let the concrete
10:15cure and you let go of the cable now the
10:18concrete is way stronger more flexible
10:21better all around we do the same thing
10:23with glass it's been seasonably cold of
10:26late we got to warm this up in order to
10:28get the adhesive to D chuch so we can
10:31scam that off I need to
10:35recant mula mula Mia maxim kulpa of
10:40course time exists that was a a bit of a
10:43bridge too far I think of course time
10:45exists because we perceive it to exist
10:49you ever been hurtling down a mountain
10:50side and go OTB over the bars on your
10:52mountain bike partner that 500
10:55milliseconds is plenty of time to
10:57jars look look at that
11:01Lurch melt your stove pipe all that
11:09Tamarac that is also why we P well it we
11:14perceive the procession of
11:17thermodynamics one thing happens another
11:19thing happens another thing happens
11:21another thing happens we perceive that
11:24as time elapsing that is also why we
11:30a physical time machine it's impossible
11:34because thermodynamics the law you can't
11:37go back to where you were that chaos is
11:41already spread out in the universe you
11:44can't go back however the good news is
11:48because time is it's a not an
11:52analogy it's a not an
11:55anachronism that thing for the guy with
11:58the movie abstraction that's that's the
12:01word abstraction it only exists as an
12:05idea it is a very time as we perceive it
12:09is a very lowlevel abstraction that is
12:11very early on in our Awakening
12:16Consciousness and I think maybe if we
12:20awaken to the fact that there is no time
12:23might help us out I'll try it out on the
12:25bank when the mortgage is overdue letort
12:29back to you you got the rent money yet
12:31I've been trying but this thermodynamics
12:37confuted oh I see this is not a typical
12:46screen it's got some plastic
12:53embedded at the joint or at the
13:00h i see why they were so reticent to try
13:08now might take some magic Hoobly bobly
13:12to get the you know normally what I do
13:18repair is I put a little votive offering
13:20in a a bowl of rice and then I just wait
13:25for the full moon and then the
13:26Vietnamese fell from the mall comes down
13:28and fixes it while I sleep it's it's
13:31miraculous and that's racist you tell me
13:34well I guess it is the guy's probably
13:37loan but la la we'll get we'll take the
13:41screen protector off
13:44anyway have a better Boo at
13:49her oh that's so flexible wow oh it's
13:54coming off it's coming off with the
14:03if I was a card player I would say
14:16that what kind of new devilry is that
14:24multi-layer very thin sputtered film of
14:33compound same thing on this side it's a
14:36little bit damaged on the basil
14:42platin come on you there you go there
14:49go the picture is becoming
14:59uhhuh so quite a violent brittle
15:03failure you see all the splintering
15:06around what he initially described as a
15:09tear which I don't believe is a tear at
15:17that all kind of powdered toast in
15:22here uhuh spanks for taking this on it's
15:26been quite a runaround dealing with the
15:27broken VI so tell loose did agree in the
15:29end to take it back and exchange it for
15:31something else here we see corporate the
15:33idea of slip the more in transigent they
15:37are and the more difficult they make
15:40your life the more chance that you just
15:43give it up and forget about it that's
15:45it's called slippage and it's it's part
15:49financial Acuity I emailed you the
15:52return address there is some cash in the
15:55Box this should cover shipping followers
15:58for telling me holy look at this F just
16:01waving cash around like a 100 air it's
16:05not mine it's Clyde's I don't have the Q
16:08Source here but I assure you in the text
16:10the prelims Clyde had mentioned that he
16:13fingered he opened it too quick maybe it
16:16was cold and he opened it too quick and
16:18it tore well it didn't
16:21tear but quite possibly he opened it
16:24quite it too quick and I'll tell you why
16:29that comes back to the old
16:36dooo if you open something too
16:39quickly then it so it's
16:43well good thing I got three just so
16:47happens in the shop I have three
16:49conveniently located strings of
16:55spaghetti so if you take something you
16:57bend it and it Bend bends back too
16:59quickly it's going to break because of
17:02the doyo yoing effect that's why the
17:05spaghetti breaks in Thrice every time
17:08see that you you viid that it popped
17:12right off because the doo Yong sent it
17:15flying this is victim of the doo Yong
17:18opened it too quick and the
17:21rebound broke it off of the substrate
17:25and without the substrate
17:29strength toying it it was free to
17:33dooo and it broke I kind of
17:36question the design of a $14 $1,800
17:41device like if you have something and
17:43you got to treat it like a Royal Dalton
17:48tea set I don't know I'm of the bunny
17:51Wang hang opinion that the phone ought
17:56to be designed so you don't need a case
18:00and I labored under that delusions for
18:02years until I got tired of replacing my
18:05phone and now I have a case but the
18:09thought is there really $1,800 device
18:12ought not need a case and in this case
18:15you can't have a case can you because
18:18it's fold in can't have a
18:22case fascinating look at new designs
18:26this is also part and parcel of why I do
18:29not no longer buy the fanciest manest
18:33latest gooa I let the early adopters go
18:37ahead and break it and then they can see
18:41what went wrong and give us the good
18:45version thanks for watching I'll send
18:48this back to you Clyde take care bud
